I am both saddened and appalled by the news that knight rider is coming back to TV.

sans David Hasselhoff (except for a guest appearance)
sans William Daniels (voice of kitt….aka Mr Feeny)
sans the firebird.

I love the nice rice rocket spoiler on the back…oh wait…dual gay spoilers! I wonder how the plastic ground effects on the car will handle gun fire. It doesnt look like a molecular bonded shell to me.

And look at the interior. This is the lamest interior ever. I think they took the normal mustang, and just swapped out the steering wheel for a slightly more gay one.

how can you have a knight rider show with none of the cast?

better yet, how can they call the car in the new show “KITT”?

ohhh……lucky for them the number two and the number three both begin with the letter “t”. The new “car” is a Knight Industries Three Thousand…not one of those old outdated two thousands.

No wonder David Hasselhoff was all drunk and wasted in that video on youtube.

god…..a mustang….what a load of crap.

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While perusing through my RSS feed list for the day, I came across yet another the “i<insert dumb word here>” is doing something! article. Trying to put aside my normal rantings about how stupid the iPod is, and what a crappy useless interface iTunes has, or the crappy pricing structure iTunes has, or their horrible DRM format. Or any of the other “fun stuff” that the mac fan boy crowd constantly rambles about.

But anyway….

I saw this post on BoingBoing blah blah, iTunes will now rip you off more…blah blah blah.

Then I saw the image they attached to the article:

http://craphound.com/images/jobsemi.jpg

What a great URL by the way….craphound.com…haha

I said to myself, that snooty pompous man in the dumb turtleneck looks familiar….but who….. I know its Steve Jobs…but no. Someone else….

Then it hit it. Its none other than Dr. Cocteau from Demolition Man! (Nigel Hawthorne)

See the resemblance?

Then I started to think about it, and the crap that Apple peddles, and the “Utopian Ideals” that Dr. Cocteau brainwashed everyone in San Angeles with arn’t all that different.

Behold the future!

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