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		<title>puppy mills</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2007/07/17/puppy-mills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2007/07/17/puppy-mills/" title="puppy mills"></a>When I hear the term &#8220;puppy mills&#8221; this image comes to mind: big belching smoke stacks, and a conveyor belt on one side that is just a non-stop line of puppies that gets emptied into one big puppy pile. for &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2007/07/17/puppy-mills/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2007/07/17/puppy-mills/" title="puppy mills"></a><p>When I hear the term &#8220;puppy mills&#8221; this image comes to mind:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.unep.org/OurPlanet/imgversn/94/images/rast2.gif" /></p>
<p>big belching smoke stacks, and a conveyor belt on one side that is just a non-stop line of puppies that gets emptied into one big puppy pile. </p>
<p>for some reason I think I might be a little off.</p>
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		<title>50 ways to get your employees to quit</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/12/09/50-ways-to-get-your-employees-to-quit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 15:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/12/09/50-ways-to-get-your-employees-to-quit/" title="50 ways to get your employees to quit"></a>Check this article out&#8230; It made me laugh (then cry) when I noticed how many of these apply to where I work.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/12/09/50-ways-to-get-your-employees-to-quit/" title="50 ways to get your employees to quit"></a><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DumbLittleMan/~3/58286215/50-ways-manager-can-get-employees-to.html">Check this article out</a>&#8230; It made me laugh (then cry) when I noticed how many of these apply to where I work.</p>
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		<title>jordans furniture</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/25/jordans-furniture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/25/jordans-furniture/" title="jordans furniture"></a>Friday night Aimee and I went to the &#8220;new&#8221; jordans furniture in Reading. They had pumpkin ice cream. It was good. I think they should make pumpkin everything. That is all.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/25/jordans-furniture/" title="jordans furniture"></a><p>Friday night Aimee and I went to the &#8220;new&#8221; jordans furniture in Reading. They had pumpkin ice cream. It was good.</p>
<p>I think they should make pumpkin everything.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
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		<title>openmicnight.net</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/21/openmicnightnet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/21/openmicnightnet/" title="openmicnight.net"></a>Many many moons ago I started working on a event calendar type site where people could go to find open mic nights that were going on in their area. Thanks to Alicia (for the web design work) and Jason (For &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/21/openmicnightnet/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/11/21/openmicnightnet/" title="openmicnight.net"></a><p>Many many moons ago I started working on a event calendar type site where people could go to find open mic nights that were going on in their area.</p>
<p>Thanks to Alicia (for the web design work) and Jason (For the spiffy graphics) the site is finally up and running.</p>
<p>I encourage however few there are of you that look at my blog to check it out and tell me what you think.</p>
<p>So go check out <a href="http://openmicnight.net">http://openmicnight.net</a></p>
<p>Also, despite what <a href="http://www.sambayer.com/whymike.html">this guy thinks</a>. I refuse to accept calling a microphone a &#8220;mike&#8221;. My plan for the site is to eventually get picture up of many of the different venues and also add in reviews/comments and such, but I figured this was a good start. The other day,&nbsp; a visitor even submitted <a href="http://www.openmicnight.net/events/index.php?com=detail&amp;eID=1317&amp;year=2006&amp;month=11">an actual event</a></p>
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		<title>Friday Night</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/24/mike-to-the-rescue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/24/mike-to-the-rescue/" title="Friday Night"></a>Friday night, Aimee, Harold, Ryan and I went to faneuil hall to a bar. We left around 1am, and were driving down congress st to pick up 93 and I had just pulled up to the light on congress st &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/24/mike-to-the-rescue/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/24/mike-to-the-rescue/" title="Friday Night"></a><p>Friday night, Aimee, Harold, Ryan and I went to faneuil hall to a bar. We left around 1am, and were driving down congress st to pick up 93  and I had just pulled up to the light on congress st and purchase st  and I look at the intersection, and see a car completely on its side with a little bit of smoke coming out of it then I see the other car, which basically no longer had a front end  it looked like it had just happened, because there was no police or ambulances. So we pull over to see if anyone needs any help. Some other guy had just pulled over as well, and he was on the phone talking to 911. Harold goes over to the car and sees that there is 3 girls still in the car on its side that couldn&#39;t get out, We see that their sunroof was open a tiny bit, so I help Harold rip the sunroof off the car which came off surprisingly easy and then the 3 girls crawled out of the car.The 2 in the front were wearing their seatbelts and looked OK, and the girl in the back wasn&#39;t wearing a seatbelt and she had a bloody nose and seemed fairly out of it but they all got out with a little help and then sat down in all the glass  despite the fact that the accident happened about 2 buildings down from the fire station, it took a good 5 minutes for any ambulances to come and the first one to get there wasn&#39;t from that fire station the guy and the girl in the other car seemed pretty much OK, he had to get out through his window. After things calmed down a bit, I was talking to the guy that called 911 and he said he saw the accident happen and that the girls car had flipped over 3 times before it landed on its side.</p>
<p>A bit of an unusual way to end the night</p>
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		<title>proof of identity</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/13/proof-of-identity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/13/proof-of-identity/" title="proof of identity"></a>If I remember correctly, to get a drivers license in Massachusetts, you need to bring money, your social security card, and your birth certificate. To get a passport, which is what I am in the process of slowly applying for, &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/13/proof-of-identity/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/07/13/proof-of-identity/" title="proof of identity"></a><p>If I remember correctly, to get a drivers license in Massachusetts, you need to bring money, your social security card, and your birth certificate. To get a passport, which is what I am in the process of slowly applying for, you need your license and the &quot;long form&quot; of your birth certificate.</p>
<p>So I go to the Saugus town hall this morning to get mine, and they dont ask for any ID. Just my name and my birth date. According to what Bill at work told me, your birth certificate is public record, so anyone can ask for it. I am not sure I believe that, but what I am confused about is what the actual point of all these IDs are.</p>
<p>The social security card is useless. It is a business card sized piece of card stock printed on a regular printer, and then the social security number is typed on it. That is beyond easy to forge these days if you wanted to. People blindly tell their social security number to anyone/anything that asks.</p>
<p>the birth certificate is a joke. If you dig through someones trash, overhear a phone conversation, are behind them in line at the bank..anything these days, you can overhear what their&nbsp;birth&nbsp;date&nbsp;is.</p>
<p>The drivers license can easily be obtained from the RMV just by printing up a social security card and going to the town hall to get the birth certificate.</p>
<p>And now the passport, which is like the premier form of ID these days is then close to just as easy to get. You have the drivers license now, you have the birth certificate, the birth certificate has your parents birth place, on it. How much harder could it be to social engineer both of your parents social security numbers?</p>
<p>I am sure I am oversimplifying things a bunch, but what a waste of time. I don&#39;t really even need a passport, but I am fairly confident that if I dont waste the $90 or so on it now, when september comes around I will be sitting in a dirty prison cell in conzumel mexico wishing I had one.</p>
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		<title>google and china</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/27/google-and-china/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/27/google-and-china/" title="google and china"></a>Okay, I might be way off base here, but why is there all this fuss about google.com cooperating with the chinese government to meet their censorship laws? granted I don&#8217;t know the whole story, nor am I familiar with chinese &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/27/google-and-china/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/27/google-and-china/" title="google and china"></a><p>Okay, I might be way off base here, but why is there all this fuss about google.com  cooperating with the chinese government to meet their censorship laws? granted I don&#8217;t know the whole story, nor am I familiar with chinese law&#8230;mostly because I have no desire to go there, or especially live there.</p>
<p>Not to pick on one person, especially since this is probably the 40th post from various places that I have seen on the topic, but this just happens to be the one I just came across from <a href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/1/25/22020/4062">kuro5hin.org</a></p>
<blockquote><p>In hopes of increasing its China market share, Google has announced its eagerness to be a better Thought Policeman by enforcing the PRC&#8217;s hardline censorship rules. To that end, the company has recently established a separate China domain, google.cn, which will streamline the tricky business of violating civil rights in the totalitarian Middle Kingdom. Ironically, the announcement comes as Google does battle with the Bush Administration, which is also trying to violate civil liberties by obtaining access to Americans&#8217; Google search-results. If Google cooperates (as Yahoo recently has) with the Chinese government to spy on its citizens, then why can&#8217;t they cooperate with the US government&#8217;s efforts to snoop on its citizens? The price of doing business with China may be that our information civil liberties will be compromised throughout the rest of the world.</p></blockquote>
<p>I happily enjoy and believe in the foundation of the U.S government, but China is far being like the U.S. They have censorship, they have a tyrannical government. Why would a business purposefully disregard a countries laws. Sure it is a worthy cause, and sure yes, the chinese should not be oppressed, but unfortunately that is not the way their government works. If google decided to &#8220;hold its ground&#8221; and not censor anything, China would simply ban google from being seen from anyone in China. How does that help anyone? now, instead of getting a good search engine that is unfortunately censored, you would get nothing&#8230;or in googles case, you would get their biggest competitor instead. Part of my points is that why does everyone keep saying phrases like &#8220;violating civil rights&#8221; do the chinese even have civil rights? I know we do, but again, the United States is not China. Our government is quite differant, so the rules that apply here don&#8217;t apply there. So yes, Google refusing to fork over its data to the U.S government is completly differant than complying with the Chinese government. Unfortunately they don&#8217;t have the luxury of all the freedoms that the United States has.</p>
<p>It is simply bad business, and a bad idea in general for google to refuse to comply in China. They will just get kicked out. What incentive does the Chinese government have to not just block the whole country from ever seeing google again?</p>
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		<title>Cowboy hats for everyone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 19:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/24/121/" title="Cowboy hats for everyone"></a>Who decided that cow boy hats arn&#8217;t socially acceptable? I wish I was wearing a cowboy hat right now, and I wish I had one of those fake metal looking plastic deputy badges too. I would sit at my desk&#8230;. &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/24/121/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/24/121/" title="Cowboy hats for everyone"></a><p>Who decided that cow boy hats arn&#8217;t socially acceptable?</p>
<p>I wish I was wearing a cowboy hat right now, and I wish I had one of those fake metal looking plastic deputy badges too.</p>
<p>I would sit at my desk&#8230;. with my six shooter and take shots at people whenever they came near me.</p>
<p>Better yet, I would decorate the walls of my cube &#8220;wild west&#8221; style, and have a spitoon at the entrance to my cube, along with a piano playing that wild west music.</p>
<p>maybe I could have my cube just look like a big covered wagon. and every once in a while I would have to poke my head out the front to fight off some angry injuns. For lunch I could kill a buffalo, but I havn&#8217;t worked out yet how I could cook the meat.</p>
<p>The possibilities are endless, and it all starts with having a cowboy hat. Not that crappy one I bought before, not knowing it was &#8220;Aussie style&#8221; no one cares about Australian cowboys, but I get I could have had an excuse at that point to get a digeridooo. I would belt out sick tunes all day. Then, since the middle of my department is kind of close in, I bet we could have Kangaroo fights. None of my co-workers would go along with that, and would probably shake their heads and make their &#8220;mike is at it again&#8221; face. That is why I would have the six shooter. I would say bang! bang! and according to cowboy rules, they would have to dramatically fall backwards and break a wooden table.</p>
<p>Ahhh&#8230;.the life. Some day cowboy hats will be accepted by society and the old west will be back once again.</p>
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		<title>RSS feeds are killing me</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/23/rss-feeds-are-killing-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/23/rss-feeds-are-killing-me/" title="RSS feeds are killing me"></a>I think every time I really go through all the RSS feeds I subscribe to, I end up subscribing to at least a couple new ones that day, which in turn leads to spending more time reading all these web &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/23/rss-feeds-are-killing-me/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/23/rss-feeds-are-killing-me/" title="RSS feeds are killing me"></a><p>I think every time I really go through all the RSS feeds I subscribe to, I end up subscribing to at least a couple new ones that day, which in turn leads to spending more time reading all these web sites I would have probably completely forgotten about otherwise.</p>
<p>I think reading all these feeds turned into some sick addiction. I log into News Gator, usually in the morning and immediately see the the massive number of unread articles. It is usually just shy of 1000, and I think that is only because of whatever article limits some of the feeds have. At that point, it is like some OCD problem to try to get the number to 0.</p>
<p>The problem is, obviously as the day progresses the maintainers of all these web sites post more articles, which slowly raises the number back up. So you really can&#8217;t hit 0. It is just an illusion. So I then at some point throw in the towel and exit News Gator running. Only to come back the next day with another 1000 some odd unread articles, plus all the &#8220;saved clippings&#8221; I marked as being interesting that I slowly&#8230;&#8230;very slowly go through. That number only keeps getting bigger.</p>
<p>My ownly hope is that all this reading will speed up my poor word reading rate. Then, maybe someday I can enjoy a book without spending 3 months reading it, even though that is partially due to &#8220;not having the time&#8221; to read, which is just a lie I use to give me an excuse to watch more tv. But now having a DVR is just as bad as the RSS feed reader. I am recording more shows than I manage to watch in a given day. On the positive side, my DVR only has 2 tuners in it, and once 6pm hits, chances are one, if not both of t hose tuners are recording some crappy show Aimee likes. Gilmore Girls, One Tree Hill, The O.C, Laguna Beach, and the likes of all similar shows should all be cancelled. However, if they are cancelled, then I will find more shows to record, which will end up being more shows I need to watch, because mentally, I cannot make myself delete a show I recorded without watching it most of the time.</p>
<p>That means I am not dependant on shows like Gilmore Girls to stop me from spending more time watching shows I like. Instead I sit, basking in the comforting glow of the TV, using my computer, probably reading articles in News Gator. Living the endless cycle over and over.</p>
<p>I got a book for christmas that I actually really do want to read, which is Secrets &#038; Lies, by Bruce Schneier. Christmas was a month ago and the book has not been touched. Maybe if the book was split into a long series of articles it could be stuck into the middle of my daily rotation.</p>
<p>Maybe all this article reading is training me to only have an attention span for 3 minutes at a time, then my eyes will just glaze over, and I&#8217;ll just be crying inside.</p>
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		<title>One of the many reasons nothing has changed (for the better) since 9/11</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/13/one-of-the-many-reasons-nothing-has-changed-for-the-better-since-911/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you verify an authorities credentials? what happens when an officer yells at you? what happens if the officer isn't real? security is a real problem, especially when intimidation leads to you not wanting to question an authority.<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/13/one-of-the-many-reasons-nothing-has-changed-for-the-better-since-911/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/13/one-of-the-many-reasons-nothing-has-changed-for-the-better-since-911/" title="One of the many reasons nothing has changed (for the better) since 9/11"></a><p><a href="http://www.schneier.com/blog/">Bruce Schneier</a> is a smart guy. I only caught on to his existence a few months back, but I think almost everything so far of his that I have read I either completely agree with, or had never thought of.</p>
<p>Not like any of that matters, but he wrote an article today about <a href="http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/01/forged_credenti.html">how security through verifying a persons credentials</a> means nothing if the people verifying them don&#8217;t know what the credentials look like.</p>
<p>Like this:</p>
<p><em>Imagine you&#8217;re on an airplane, and Man A starts attacking a flight attendant. Man B jumps out of his seat, announces that he&#8217;s a sky marshal, and that he&#8217;s taking control of the flight and the attacker. (Presumably, the rest of the plane has subdued Man A by now.) Man C then stands up and says: &#8220;Don&#8217;t believe Man B. He&#8217;s not a sky marshal. He&#8217;s one of Man A&#8217;s cohorts. I&#8217;m really the sky marshal.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>What do you do? You could ask Man B for his sky marshal identification card, but how do you know what an authentic one looks like? If sky marshals travel completely incognito, perhaps neither the pilots nor the flight attendants know what a sky marshal identification card looks like. It doesn&#8217;t matter if the identification card is hard to forge if person authenticating the credential doesn&#8217;t have any idea what a real card looks like.</em></p>
<p>The real scary part is that this whole conversation was brought up because of how there is a <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-fake08.html">rise in the number of fake officers pulling people over</a>. I have had quite my fair share of times being pulled over, and I don&#8217;t think I have even once thought to somehow verify if the officer pulling me over was even an officer.</p>
<p>You see some form of flashing lights, you pull over, and some guy comes to your window and yells at you for something. What if this guy is pretending to be an officer and steals your car, rapes you, mugs you, or kills you?</p>
<p>I think the thing that tops it off is that from my own experience, if you question an officer when they pull you over, they tend to not be happy about it. I got yelled at by a female officer once because when I pulled over, I shut my car off, turned the dome light one, and put my hands on the top of the steering wheel (in clear view). She started yelling at me saying completely insane unrelated things like &#8220;what, do you hate cops or something?&#8221;</p>
<p>In my mind, I was making a shaky situation a little more comfortable. If your an officer approaching an unkown person in an unknown dark car, at night none the less, and you are also on patrol by yourself, you approach the car with caution, and usually with your hand on the handle of your gun ready to pull it out on a moments notice.</p>
<p>I am not sure about most people, but I don&#8217;t like guns being pointed at me, just like I am sure most officers do not like that either. If I make the situation as comfortable as possible for the officer, the chances of an accident happening are much slimmer, it puts the officer at ease, and maybe, because of that you might also get a warning instead of a ticket. I did get a warning that particular time, but how do you even respond to insane comments like that from a person that can take away your license, or for that matter accidentally kill you. Sure, getting killed is a bit far fetched, but it happens. This officer was apparantly on edge that night, and for some reason me &#8220;setting the scene&#8221; in such a way set her off.</p>
<p>Another time I was driving home from a late night out. No drinking involved, just aimless driving around with 2 friends. It was like maybe 2am, and I missed my friends steet. I stopped in the middle of the street and debated just backing up the 20 feet or so and turning onto his street, or going around the block instead. In that few seconds I was stopped, a car came into site behind me which obviously made backing up a bad idea, so I drove away to go around the block instead.</p>
<p>The car behind me happened to be an officer, he decided I was acting suspiscious, pulled me over, and individually interrogated all 3 of us along with running all of our licenses and my registration to see if their where any warrants/problems. There wern&#8217;t any problems, so he hands us all our licenses back and tells me to get back in the car and leave. Me, being a bit upset about being pulled over and interrogated for 20 minutes without any reason calmly said something along the lines of &#8220;would you mind telling me why exactly you pulled me over?&#8221; the cop flipped out, snatched my license back, screamed at me and told me to get into the car, then called for backup, and they then when over the outside of my car looking for any reason to give me a ticket. Then eventually told me to leave and go home.</p>
<p>Yes, in both stories the officers were real officers, but what happens when someone is in a situation where the officer is a fake? The lesson I learned over my past experiences is not question anything they say, say as little as possible, take the ticket and if you feel you got it unjustly, appeal it and deal with it in court instead. If a cop starts yelling at me and tells me to get out of the car, even if he says it over the PA from inside his car, yes, I am going to get out of the car because I know what happens if you don&#8217;t. Now I have just completely exposed myself and left myself in a real vulnerable position.</p>
<p>Sure I kind of veered way off course from Bruce Schneiers story, but he raises a real good point, and it is a legitimate real problem. People who look and claim to have authority normally are assumed to actually have authority. If they are faking it, you&#8217;re not going to realize it until it is too late.</p>
<p>So how are we any safer? Either on a plane or anywhere else?</p>
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		<title>diamond rings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 17:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that like with most things in life, diamonds have a perceived value, not set on anything real. But this is still interesting. Besides, any story that talks about a cartel is a good one<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/10/diamond-rings/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/10/diamond-rings/" title="diamond rings"></a><p>This makes me laugh because:</p>
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<li>Its common knowledge (or at least I knew. the history channel told me)</li>
<li>No one really cares</li>
<li>People like status symbols. They always have, and always will</li>
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<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>1. You&#8217;ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond</strong><br />
The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value</strong><br />
The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at levels far greater than their abundance would generate under anything even remotely resembling perfect competition. All diamonds not already under its control are bought by the cartel, and then the De Beers cartel carefully managed world diamond supply in order to keep prices steadily high.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>3. Diamonds Have No Resale or Investment Value</strong><br />
Any diamond that you buy or receive will indeed be yours forever: De Beers’ advertising deliberately brain-washed women not to sell; the steady price is a tool to prevent speculation in diamonds; and no dealer will buy a diamond from you. You can only sell it at a diamond purchasing center or a pawn shop where you will receive a tiny fraction of its original &#8220;value.&#8221;</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>4. Diamond Miners are Disproportionately Exposed to HIV/AIDS</strong><br />
Many diamond mining camps enforce all-male, no-family rules. Men contract HIV/AIDS from camp sex-workers, while women married to miners have no access to employment, no income outside of their husbands and no bargaining power for negotiating safe sex, and thus are at extremely high risk of contracting HIV.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>5. Open-Pit Diamond Mines Pose Environmental Threats</strong><br />
Diamond mines are open pits where salts, heavy minerals, organisms, oil, and chemicals from mining equipment freely leach into ground-water, endangering people in nearby mining camps and villages, as well as downstream plants and animals.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>6. Diamond Mine-Owners Violate Indigenous People&#8217;s Rights</strong><br />
Diamond mines in Australia, Canada, India and many countries in Africa are situated on lands traditionally associated with indigenous peoples. Many of these communities have been displaced, while others remain, often at great cost to their health, livelihoods and traditional cultures.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>7. Slave Laborers Cut and Polish Diamonds</strong><br />
More than one-half of the world&#8217;s diamonds are processed in India where many of the cutters and polishers are bonded child laborers. Bonded children work to pay off the debts of their relatives, often unsuccessfully. When they reach adulthood their debt is passed on to their younger siblings or to their own children.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>8. Conflict Diamonds Fund Civil Wars in Africa</strong><br />
There is no reliable way to insure that your diamond was not mined or stolen by government or rebel military forces in order to finance civil conflict. Conflict diamonds are traded either for guns or for cash to pay and feed soldiers.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>9. Diamond Wars are Fought Using Child Warriors</strong><br />
Many diamond producing governments and rebel forces use children as soldiers, laborers in military camps, and sex slaves. Child soldiers are given drugs to overcome their fear and reluctance to participate in atrocities.</font></p>
<p><font size="2" face="Arial"><strong>10. Small Arms Trade is Intimately Related to Diamond Smuggling</strong><br />
Illicit diamonds inflame the clandestine trade of small arms. There are 500 billion small arms in the world today which are used to kill 500,000 people annually, the vast majority of whom are non-combatants.</font></p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t write any of this. It was all from <a href="http://www.fguide.org/Bulletin/conflictdiamonds.htm">an article on fguide.org</a></p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t have to wear a coat if I don&#8217;t want to.</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/09/i-dont-have-to-wear-a-coat-if-i-dont-want-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 18:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/09/i-dont-have-to-wear-a-coat-if-i-dont-want-to/" title="I don&#039;t have to wear a coat if I don&#039;t want to."></a>Quite often I don&#8217;t wear a coat when I am outside. Most of the time it is because I am either going from a building to my car, or my car to a building. Very rarely am I randomly walking &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/09/i-dont-have-to-wear-a-coat-if-i-dont-want-to/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2006/01/09/i-dont-have-to-wear-a-coat-if-i-dont-want-to/" title="I don&#039;t have to wear a coat if I don&#039;t want to."></a><p>Quite often I don&#8217;t wear a coat when I am outside. Most of the time it is because I am either going from a building to my car, or my car to a building. Very rarely am I randomly walking around outside.</p>
<p>Anyway, many people say &#8220;put a coat on! you&#8217;re going to catch a cold!&#8221; I tried saying that doesn&#8217;t make sense, but it&#8217;s not like I have any credibility behind me that would back up my statement.</p>
<p>Not like Yahoo! knows any better than I do, but either way, its one more drop in the &#8216;ol bucket.</p>
<p><a href="http://ask.yahoo.com/20060109.html">read this little Q&#038;A:</a></p>
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<td class="que"><small><strong>Is it true that catching a cold has nothing to do with being out in the cold?</strong></small></td>
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<td class="que"><small><em>Mark<br />
Stockton, California</em></small></td>
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<td class="ans"><small> Yes. A <a href="http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/colds.htm">cold</a> is a viral disease. It is passed from one person to the next, usually by way of airborne droplets from a sneeze. You can also pick it up if your hands are dirty (with the virus) and you touch your eyes or nose. Catching a cold has nothing to do with the temperature outside, or whether or not your <a href="http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1608/is_10_20/ai_n6333047">hair is wet</a>. </small><small> <a href="http://www.alka-seltzer.com/asp/facts.htm">Colds</a> are common during winter because people are living and working in close quarters. It&#8217;s chilly out there, so people tend to stay indoors. Proximity also makes schools, offices, and airplanes &#8220;great&#8221; places to catch a cold. </small><small> Complicating matters, if you catch a <a href="http://health.yahoo.com/news/44419;_ylt=AhA8baC6b3ae54ZcJul7s2rxurcF">cold</a>, you&#8217;re contagious before you even know it. People are usually contagious about a day before the illness breaks, and a few days after they feel better. Plus, there are over 200 viruses that can cause a cold, and they&#8217;re constantly mutating. </small></p>
<p><small> So what&#8217;s the best way to avoid one? Steer clear of crowded places, wash your hands, keep your fingers out of your face (a good idea at all times, actually), and make sure your ventilation system is up to snuff. But the main thing is to keep those <a href="http://www.commoncold.org/prevent1.htm">hands scrubbed</a>. </small></td>
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<p>You&#8217;re all dirty filthy bastards</p>
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		<title>thank god for googles cache</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 22:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/28/thank-god-for-googles-cache/" title="thank god for googles cache"></a>I was talking with darren the other day about how it sucks that my entire blog got erased during the server crash. Everything I wrote from like october 2004 until the crash was completely gone. It was my own fault &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/28/thank-god-for-googles-cache/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/28/thank-god-for-googles-cache/" title="thank god for googles cache"></a><p>I was talking with darren the other day about how it sucks that my entire blog got erased during the server crash. Everything I wrote from like october 2004 until the crash was completely gone. It was my own fault for not keeping backups, but anyway</p>
<p>I figured some site somewhere had to have cached all of my stuff, because you cant get rid of anything on the internet. It is always floating around somewhere. I could have sworn I looked through google before, but after darren mentioned it to me again, I did a good search and managed to dig up 150-200 some odd blog entries I had made.</p>
<p>I tried automating the whole process of retrieving them from googles cache, but i was a little to aggressive and google banned my work from using google after I tried it. Then I left pretending nothing happened.</p>
<p>I am sure no one cares, and most of the posts were crappy and useless, but there were a bunch I liked and didn&#8217;t want to lose. So, now that I have all that I could get from google, I am going to be slowly back posting them in this blog.</p>
<p>Whoopty doo</p>
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		<title>Evolution talk at the VFW</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/28/evolution-talk-at-the-vfw/" title="Evolution talk at the VFW"></a>Apparantly you don&#8217;t need to be old, or a veteran, or have been in a foreign war to go to the bar in the VFW, but in any event, to clear up any confusion from last night. There are 4 &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/28/evolution-talk-at-the-vfw/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/28/evolution-talk-at-the-vfw/" title="Evolution talk at the VFW"></a><p>Apparantly you don&#8217;t need to be old, or a veteran, or have been in a foreign war to go to the bar in the VFW, but in any event, to clear up any confusion from last night. There are 4 racial classifications for us human folks.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid">Mongoloid</a><br />
<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/wp-admin/Caucasoid">Caucasoid</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australoid">Australoid</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negroid">Negroid</a></p>
<p>Apparantly <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capoid">Capoid</a> &#8220;sometimes&#8221; is used, which I don&#8217;t quite understand.<br />
But, <strong>Amanda was right</strong>. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid">Mongoloid</a> was/is a term used to describe people with Down Syndrome, but is considered offensive and is &#8220;no longer used that way&#8221;.</p>
<p>Mongoloid is mainly used to describe the majority of people in Asia. According to Wikipedia, that includes the people of North,East,Southeast,Central, and West Asia. Apparantly West Asians don&#8217;t get to be included</p>
<p>Thats the history lesson for today</p>
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		<title>Appalachia loves Lens Crafters</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 22:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/15/appalachia-loves-lens-crafters/" title="Appalachia loves Lens Crafters"></a>I was in LensCrafters the other day, and the salesperson for some reason started talking endlessly about how we shouldn&#8217;t throw out any of our old or outdated glasses because the people of Appalachia have never had glasses and Lens &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/15/appalachia-loves-lens-crafters/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/15/appalachia-loves-lens-crafters/" title="Appalachia loves Lens Crafters"></a><p>I was in LensCrafters the other day, and the salesperson for some reason started talking endlessly about how we shouldn&#8217;t throw out any of our old or outdated glasses because the people of Appalachia have never had glasses and Lens Crafters&#8230;the good samaritans that they are, send the glasses (along with optomotrists or something) to Appalachia, and try to find someone that is close to as blind as you were, then they get your crappy scratched glasses, and get to see somewhat clearly now.</p>
<p>For some reason the whole story made me think of the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is helping her old boss get rid of the muffin bottoms from the &#8220;Top of the morning to you!&#8221; store by donating them by the trash bag full to homeless shelters, and some lady from the homeless shelters comes by and yells at them for giving them muffins without the tops, and yells about who would want muffins without a top.</p>
<p>Either way, donating the glasses is definately a much better idea than just tossing them, but I cant help but picture some Alpacian (is that what they are called) fella getting his set of glasses&#8230;being able to see things so much clearer now&#8230;..</p>
<p>and then saying<strong> Fucking assholes! who sends a pair of glasses with a huge scratch in the middle!</strong></p>
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		<title>The Venga Bus is coming</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/11/14/the-venga-bus-is-coming/" title="The Venga Bus is coming"></a>Friday night was the big Bustonian party bus trip with John, Janelle, Cheryl, Stephanie, her boyfriend, and like 15-20 of his crazy rowdy friends. When we got to Cheryls, we found out someone broke into the bus and stole the &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/11/14/the-venga-bus-is-coming/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/11/14/the-venga-bus-is-coming/" title="The Venga Bus is coming"></a><p>Friday night was the big Bustonian party bus trip with John, Janelle, Cheryl, Stephanie, her boyfriend, and like 15-20 of his crazy rowdy friends.</p>
<p>When we got to Cheryls, we found out someone broke into the bus and stole the kick-ass stereo system it had, so…in a pinch, the driver brought like a $40 boom box to hold us over. It sucked so bad it had to be passed around the bus periodically so everyone could hear music. But, everyone in good cheer, and being WELL STOCKED with beer, we made the best of it and partied on. So while drinking it up, we headed on to the Harp, which as I may have mentioned before, is a fun place. The Zoo was playing there again, and like every time I have gone to the Harp, I ran into “Katie the bartender” again (see previous posts) and am supposed to call her (again), apparantly this time I am supposed to leave a number for her to call me back at if she doesn’t answer. What ever happened to caller ID?<br />I would say up until this point, I drank at least 2 beers (and 1/8 a bottle of Disarrano) on the bus, plus a beer, a jack and coke, and a shot (which Cheryl kindly bought me).</p>
<p>Anyway, after drinking more, we left, and drank more on the bus, and headed off to club #2…The Big Easy. This is when stuff starts to get hazy. From what I remember..<br />I got myself another jack and coke, gulped that down, and then decided that the coke part was trying to ruin my night and then asked for just a glass of jack. The hero of a bartender gave me basically a full glass (with ice in it) of straight jack, and then the fun really began. This was my first time in The Big Easy, and the place reminds me of a fancy southern ballroom (even though I have never been to one, or probably seen one) and there are parts along the dance floor where the floor steps up a level, like where the bar is, and the entrances and bathroom and such. By now I was quite drunk, and I would say I fell on those frigging steps a good 10 times. Right into people, I am suprised I didn’t get killed.</p>
<p>Then the dancing began. Apparantly Cheryl really likes to grind, and me being really drunk, figured what the hell, I know how to do that! Fun Fun times. Then later I need to go to the bathroom, and probably in a real slurred voice, told John to not only hold my drink for me, but to also “make sure noone takes it” you know how those greedy drink stealing bastards are!</p>
<p>He tastes it to see what the hell I was drinking, realizes its straight whisky, and decides its time to cut me off, and at least half my drink out, then hands it to me. Of course I had no clue, so I finished that off, and it was time to go. </p>
<p><span>Now things are really getting hazy.</span></p>
<p>We go outside, and are in the little Alley type thing The Big Easy is along, and we decide to get pizza from some pizza place that was apparantly there. I devoured 1 slice, then got Cheryl one since she didn’t have any money on her. From what I heard, she dropped it on the ground, we both dove for it, and proceeded to basically wrestle over it on the cold, wet, dirty, snow covered ground. It wasn’t even a whole slice, she had already almost finished it. I have a vague memory though of at least getting a bite out of it. So then Cheryl and I set out to try to find where the damn bus was. It was was like drizzling out, and was pretty damn cold, but we ventured on down the street to find it, We never did, Cheryl was freezing, and soaked, and was crying (from what I remember) so I let her wear the long sleeve dress shirt type thing I had on. Which meant I was now in just a t-shirt. I don’t remember being cold or anything, but apparantly people where saying I must be really wasted, because I looked like a happy camper.</p>
<p>While we were trying to find this bus, apparantly a bunch (or all) of Stephs boyfriends friends got in a big fight (with who? I don’t know. It might have been each other) and the police came, and broke it up, but apparantly noone was arrested, then we found the bus driver, who apparantly was actually in the bar (thats a scary thought) and back on the bus we go.</p>
<p>Now I am really drunk, which usually leads to sleepy time for Mike, and that I did. Apparantly I feel asleep with my legs way out in the aisle, and John woke me up and told me if I am going to sleep, i need to go lay down on the seat on the back of the bus, so I go back there, fall back asleep, and shortly after, apparantly the bus went over a big bump, and according to John, I flew up in the air, still laying down and asleep with my shirt as a pillow, landed on the ground, still in the same position, and continued to sleep.</p>
<p>The ground was soaking wet, in water, beer, and who knows what else (later on, piss too apparantly, but that was after I was awake). </p>
<p>By now, the bus driver hated us all, some of the people on the bus were yelling out the window, one kid pulled his pants down, shoved his dick out the window, and pissed down the street as the bus was driving. Another one tossed a glass bottle out the window at a car, which then followed us, made the bus pull over, got on the bus, and wanted to fight everyone.<br />These were all from Stephs boyfriends winner group of friends (not all of them sucked though)</p>
<p>The bus driver apparantly really wanted to make his nights worth of money, since he is payed by the hour, and basically refused to drive us home until the time was up, despite the fact that Steph kept trying to make him just bring us home.</p>
<p>Although I don’t remember a bit of this, this girl I met for the first time at Cheryls halloween party, who had also been on the bus, came back and was talking to us, and was all angry claiming none of us liked her, and was mad at me because I didnt remember who she was (from my halloween pictures you can see in the halloween post in october)</p>
<p>For the record. I thought she was one of the coolest people at the halloween party. She was drinking from a metal goblet! nothing is better than that. She is hot too, and she had been talking to me. Its a winning combination. Hell, if she didn’t have a boyfriend, I would be asking her out (another rejection is always fun).</p>
<p>I went up to the front of the bus to talk to her (probably because I was yelled at) and somehow ended up holding that crappy boom box. This shithead sitting across from me, one of Stephs boyfriends friends. Said something to me. I wish I remebered what the hell it was, but apparantly it was fighting words (at least in my book) I think he was starting shit and saying something about how I better not put the boom box down or something. Whatever it was, I was pissed. I walked away to the back of the bus, go over to John, and just keep saying, I was being the bigger man, I just walked away….I just walked away. John looks over to see what I am talking about, and the shithead is laughing and pointing at me to his friend. I think they were planning something. So at that point, John, being the good friend that he is. walks up to them and starts yelling at them. A fight almost breaks out, the bus pulls over again, and the bus driver tells us that if one more person stands up or does anything, he is dropping us all off right there.</p>
<p>So now angry Mike comes out. He hasn’t been around in a while. But he was out and pissed. I had my mothers digital camera on me, which I didn’t want to break, so I started taking out all my belongings and handing the to Janelle. I had it all planned out. The second we got off the bus, this kid is dead. I was down to my t-shirt, and my empty pants. and I sat there for a good 20 minutes (it might have been 5 for all I remember) with the look of death on my face staring at this kid. Stephs boyfriend came over a couple times to get me to chill out, and so did some other kid, but for some reason I was real unhappy. Oddly enough, I have NO IDEA at all what the kid had even said to me. Noone does. The bus finally gets to Cheryls house, and I am ready for go time. But the kids got off the bus and quickly walked away to Cheryls house, and we just headed home. Luckily John stopped drinking hours earlier, or else I would be sleeping with those kids.</p>
<p>All and all it was a fun time. And for those of you that just came for the pictures (too bad I got drunk too fast to keep taking pictures) I purposely put them at the end of this post so that you would have to go through all of my ramblings. Sucks to be you huh?</p>
<p>Here they are: <a href="http://aisle10.net/copper/thumbnails.php?album=4">The Party Bus Pictures</a> </p>
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		<title>Folding Proteins</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 19:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/20/folding-proteins/" title="Folding Proteins"></a>I used to run the Folding@home project on my computer, and I decided to start it back up again. What is it? What are proteins and why do they “fold”? Proteins are biology’s workhorses — its “nanomachines.” Before proteins can &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/20/folding-proteins/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/20/folding-proteins/" title="Folding Proteins"></a><p>I used to run the <a href="http://folding.stanford.edu/">Folding@home</a> project on my computer, and I decided to start it back up again.</p>
<p>What is it?</p>
<blockquote><p> What are proteins and why do they “fold”? Proteins are biology’s workhorses — its “nanomachines.” Before proteins can carry out their biochemical function, they remarkably assemble themselves, or “fold.” The process of protein folding, while critical and fundamental to virtually all of biology, remains a mystery. Moreover, perhaps not surprisingly, when proteins do not fold correctly (i.e. “misfold”), there can be serious effects, including many well known diseases, such as Alzheimer’s, Mad Cow (BSE), CJD, ALS, Huntington’s, and Parkinson’s disease.</p>
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<p>in some little way you can help possibly find a cure for various diseases.<br /> <strong><a href="http://folding.stanford.edu/download.html">You can download the program here</a></strong></p>
<p>and if you want, when you install the program and it asks for a<br /> <strong>team to join, use mine, which is:<br /> Team Name: aisle10.net<br /> Team ID:  12749</strong></p>
<p>The program runs in the background on your computer, and when your not doing anything (like at night and such) it puts your computer to work, then it sends the results to stanford where the results are used for research </p>
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		<title>stupid spam email</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/17/stupid-spam-email/" title="stupid spam email"></a>A while back (2002 actually) I tried using yahoo.com’s classifieds system to sell my car. I got this response from this weird spam/identity theft thing, and I tried having a bit of fun with the person. Today I was trying &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/17/stupid-spam-email/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/17/stupid-spam-email/" title="stupid spam email"></a><p>A while back (2002 actually) I tried using yahoo.com’s classifieds system to sell my car. I got this response from this weird spam/identity theft thing, and I tried having a bit of fun with the person.</p>
<p>Today I was trying to clean up/organize some of my email and I came across the whole conversation, its mildly funny….</p>
<p>All of his messages are in block quotes.</p>
<blockquote><p> I am an auto dealer in africa and is interested. I will<br /> make the payment in CASHIER CHECK. If willing,<br /> contact me<br /> Regards,<br /> Musa.</p>
<p>This message is in response to your 1996 Chevrolet Monte Carlo ad (Saugus, Massachusetts &#8211; $4,000.00):</p>
<p>Contact: adams musa<br /> Phone: (432) 604-5321</p>
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<p><strong>Sure, I am interested did you have any questions or anything? would you<br /> like me to call you? If your really interested in buying the car, how<br /> would you like to go about everything?</strong></p>
<p> <strong>	</strong>
<p><strong>                                                     &#8211; Thanks<br />                                                          Mike</strong></p>
<blockquote><p> Dear  Mike,<br /> Thanks for your mail. Please your full name and address for the check. After confirmation, my agent will come and pick it up.<br /> Regards.<br /> MUSA</p>
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<p><strong>Sure thing.<br /> Mike Devlin<br /> xx xxxxxx st<br /> Saugus, MA 01906</strong></p>
<p> <strong>	</strong>
<p><strong> any ideas when you might be coming by?</strong></p>
<p> <strong>	</strong>
<p><strong>                                                     &#8211; Thanks<br />                                                          Mike</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p> I  was  really going to prepare the check before  an urgent proposal<br /> came up, a friend of mine who is a minister in the government  wants<br /> to invest  in this auto business.He said he has a money $32.5m<br /> deposited  with a finance and security company	and needs your help<br /> by providing account where the money will be paid into.</p>
<p>As a brother i guess you can assist in this regards without anybody<br /> hearing about it.</p>
<p> I just talked with the security company and they said the consignment that contains the funds is aready in their branch office in Amsterdam (HOLLAND).Therefore I am pleading if you can make out your time to pick up this fund in Amsterdam? All the necessary arrangements have been made to facilitate this move as soon as possible. This money will be paid into your account in bits by bits to avoid any suspicion.</p>
<p>Also your telephone and fax lines for them to contact you. Please, note that this is not one of those SCAM letters spread over the world because nobody is paying anything to anybody rather we are even benefiting from it.</p>
<p>Regards,<br />   MUSA.</p>
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<p><strong>I dont see why that would affect you buying my fine piece of american<br />  automotive engineering. With 32.5 million at your disposal, thats more<br />  than enough for the mere $4,000 I am asking for the car.</strong></p>
<p> <strong>	</strong>
<p><strong> i have the names of a number of highly reliable swiss banks you can use<br />  if your looking for a place to hold money. They work quite well, and the<br />  best thing is that you/nor I would need to go holland.</strong></p>
<p> <strong>	</strong>
<p><strong> better yet, since you have my address, why not just mail me the money? I<br />  dont see why I need to go to amsterdam to pick it up.</strong></p>
<p> <strong>	</strong>
<p><strong>             looking forward to hearing from you…<br />                              &#8211; Mike</strong></p>
<blockquote><p> Dear Mike,<br /> This is the option from the security company in position of the funds but let me still talk with them if they can further move it to USA.<br />  Meanwhile, let me have your tele and fax lines  because they might love to talk with you for more details<br />  Regards,<br /> Musa.</p>
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<p><strong>Out of curiosity, why does this security company want to give me this<br />  money? its not very often someone says “here’s 32 million dollars, thanks”</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Mr  MIke,<br /> It is hard to believe but it is real. If you are conversant with african leaders, you will know what i am talking about. Please your tele and fax for them to contact you. You have the option to stop this transaction, if you are not comfortable with them Why dont you give them a trial.</p>
<p> Musa.</p>
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		<title>the painful truth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/11/the-painful-truth/" title="the painful truth"></a>Since it seems like a bit of drama has stirred up recently, I figured I would say my piece. I started this blog in October of last year because I had a lot of stuff on my mind, was bored, &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/11/the-painful-truth/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/05/11/the-painful-truth/" title="the painful truth"></a><p>Since it seems like a bit of drama has stirred up recently, I figured I would say my piece. I started this blog in October of last year because I had a lot of stuff on my mind, was bored, and needed a place to put it. I feel as that looking back over the past posts I have written show a great deal about how I felt during those times. Some stuff hasn’t changed, some stuff has.</p>
<p>I obviously understand that no part of the Internet is some private little world that even google can’t touch. I also didn’t write anything for the sole purpose of someone I mentioned in a post to hopefully some day see it. It wrote what was on my mind, the way I saw it.</p>
<p>If you think anything I wrote is half-truths, misrepresentations, exaggerations, or just plain lies, than you’ve obviously been oblivious to the way things were and still are. Yes, I understand sarcasm, I understand jokes, I even occasionally make jokes myself, however there were many things I was unhappy about, along with many things that were not taken as jokes. By reading these posts you can see what they were and you can see how I saw things. I am sure with many of them, the way I saw things was different than how the people involved saw them, maybe they meant for things to be taken a different way, maybe they thought it was just a joke. But either way, the truth still remains, and although you may feel offended or possibly even somewhat hurt now, I felt much worse over the course of the last year.</p>
<p>I felt like shit when the majority of my friends decided I was too much of a pain to hang out with. I felt like shit when I was forced to make decisions about who to hang out with because of their own “half truths and misrepresentations”, and especially their own inability to take a joke. I felt like shit…even somewhat jealous when my best friend replaced me with someone that better shared his new interests. I felt like shit when I was told to leave my best friends house over a stupid fight. I felt like shit after all the things he said to me; I have no opinion of my own, I follow everyone else…etc. and then the grand finale was when none of them talked to me again for months.</p>
<p>Anyone at all that knows even the slightest bit about me knows that I like things to be resolved. I can’t stand issues being left open, or just plain “forgotten about”, as if they never happened. So at the reunion, when everyone just pretended nothing ever happened, how was I supposed to feel?</p>
<p>worse yet, after almost 7 months, when we finally try to hang out again, instead of trying to create a friendship again, we all go to a bar and then you both ignore me and try to have as little an amount of conversation as possible? it felt just like it did when things started to go downhill in October. Nothing had changed, and it was very apparent that neither of you wanted it to.</p>
<p>So when you sent me emails about how if you had known about this site before you would never have tried being friends again. Maybe instead you should think about if you ever even attempted to try in the first place. You didn’t try for seven months, and the disaster of a night at the bar sure wasn’t a try either. If you think anything I wrote about is not true, then call me out on it, because this is the way things happened from my side of the fence, and as I said before, I am not the only person to ever notice how things were with any of us.</p>
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		<title>September 3rd</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/27/september-3rd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/27/september-3rd/" title="September 3rd"></a>So it is now official. September 3rd, 2006 is the big day. Its a sunday….labor day weekend, at the Ocean View in Nahant. You’re all most likely invited. All is really like the 6 people I know, so be thankful. &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/27/september-3rd/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/27/september-3rd/" title="September 3rd"></a><p>So it is now official.</p>
<p>September 3rd, 2006 is the big day. Its a sunday….labor day weekend, at the Ocean View in Nahant. You’re all most likely invited.</p>
<p>All is really like the 6 people I know, so be thankful.</p>
<p>On an unrelated note, I have set out to discover how to extend the hours of the day to 34 hours. I figure this would give me the extra time I need to actually be able to do things every day, since for some reason I don’t seem to have time for anything anymore.</p>
<p>So far the best idea is a large parachute that will slow down the earths rotation, thereby extending the hours of the day.</p>
<p>If you have a better idaea, please tell me </p>
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		<title>Crazy Spanish Fella</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/15/crazy-spanish-fella/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 17:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/15/crazy-spanish-fella/" title="Crazy Spanish Fella"></a>Today I was on an errand for work, and was at the light next to Bunker Hill Community College waiting to get onto 93 South. There is one car in front of me, it was your typical “spanish car”…being a &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/15/crazy-spanish-fella/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/04/15/crazy-spanish-fella/" title="Crazy Spanish Fella"></a><p>Today I was on an errand for work, and was at the light next to Bunker Hill Community College waiting to get onto 93 South. There is one car in front of me, it was your typical “spanish car”…being a Honda with dark tinted windows. There is another car next to that one (diagonally in front of me). All of a sudden, the spanish kid in front of me puts his car in park, gets out, opens up the trunk, and pulls out an old aluminum softball bat (it was one of the bats that was extra wide). He then turns to the car next to him and starts threatening the guy with it. The guy in the other car just sits there smoking a cigarette as I wait for some big event to unfold in front of me.</p>
<p>But no….spanish kid instead tries acting all cool and tough, and walks back to his drivers side door, looking at the other kid the whole time, throws the bat in the car, and then gets in. He then realizes that he left his keys in the trunk, and the trunk wide open, so he tries pulling off still looking tough and cool as he gets back out to get his keys and to shut the trunk.</p>
<p>meanwhile I just laugh.</p>
<p>How friggin anti-climactic</p>
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		<title>For whom the bell tolls</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/17/for-whom-the-bell-tolls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 16:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emjaydee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/17/for-whom-the-bell-tolls/" title="For whom the bell tolls"></a>yeah yeah yeah, I havn’t really been updating my blog lately. So shoot me. So…I figured this would be as good an entry as any. For once I decided to take the “Constanza approach” from Seinfeld, you know, the episode &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/17/for-whom-the-bell-tolls/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/17/for-whom-the-bell-tolls/" title="For whom the bell tolls"></a><p>yeah yeah yeah, I havn’t really been updating my blog lately. So shoot me.</p>
<p>So…I figured this would be as good an entry as any. For once I decided to take the “Constanza approach” from Seinfeld, you know, the episode where George does everything the opposite of how he normally would, and proposed to Aimee last night. All during a nice stroll home on route 3. It wasn’t exactly how I envisioned something like that happening, but that hasn’t been my style lately anyway. This must be more the “triple c way”.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, in cause you were wondering, she did says yes. So I didn’t have to fashion my belt into a noose like in Shawshank Redemption or anything like that.</p>
<p>I think that covers everything….</p>
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		<title>Winds of change</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/08/winds-of-change/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2005 21:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/08/winds-of-change/" title="Winds of change"></a>I think part of the fun of writing entries in my blog is coming up with titles. Anyone know where I stole this one from? For the past 5 years or so, I have thought an aweful lot about why &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/08/winds-of-change/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/03/08/winds-of-change/" title="Winds of change"></a><p>I think part of the fun of writing entries in my blog is coming up with titles. Anyone know where I stole this one from?</p>
<p>For the past 5 years or so, I have thought an aweful lot about why people do the things they do, how the progression of life and growing up works, and overall how people reach whatever destination (or destiny) is in store for them.</p>
<p>For instance, whether everyone believes it or not, virtually everyone is walking down the same worn down beaten path.<br />You go to school (k-12)<br />You graduate<br />You start life in a trade or<br />You go to college<br />You graduate college<br />you “join the real world” and start looking for the lifelong job<br />you save money<br />you buy a house<br />you get married<br />you have kids<br />you save for retirement<br />you turn 60<br />you retire<br />you move to florida and die.</p>
<p>This has never sat well with me. Why is it that most people look down upon the guy that started a trade? maybe a plumber or an electrician. Why does everyone have to go to college? why is it that everyone has to “pick their fate” and keep walking down that path?</p>
<p>Back in the day I used to watch Mad about You, mostly during school vacations and such. One of the charactors in the show, he was the neighbor or something, ditched his wife and took off, then like a year later, Paul Reiser runs into him in a diner in some other state. The dude was a bus boy. I guess he decided after he took off from his wife he would just “live life” and would go from town to town, state to state, doing whatever odd job he could find, not because he needed the money, but because he felt like it. For some reason that always stuck with me.</p>
<p>Why does this matter? I think it really stuck with me because at that point in his life, he finally broke free, he walked off the path and decided to make his own trail up the moutain of life. To me that seems like the best thing ever. He decided to give the finger to the world and their rules, and just did his own thing.</p>
<p>I think I have been fighting my own mini-battle against the world for that same cause. If 36 years from now I am doing anything remotely similar to my current job, I am going to kill myself, and demand my body be creamated and used in the rubber at a Nike factory. Who wants to have the same job, or even the same type of job for their whole life? is that even living? why is it that at 18, 21, 24 or any other age, your supposed to pick your fate out of book and put your hiking boots on and trudge up that same trail as the dude in front of you?</p>
<p>Now that after so many years the fog is starting to finally become a little less dense, I can start to see the new trail I want to blaze, but I cant help but feel like people keep handing me maps, and each map is secretly disguised to point me back towards that same damn trail everyone else is on.</p>
<p>What is obvious is that the uncertainty needs to go, throw away those maps, and I need to just stick to my instincts and do as I originally set out to do, and thats to blaze my own trail.</p>
<p>so its time to start packing my backpack, and set fire to the old trail </p>
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		<title>Heavy trash day</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/02/07/heavy-trash-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/02/07/heavy-trash-day/" title="Heavy trash day"></a>Does anyone remember heavy trash day? Saugus used to have it once every year in the fall, basically it was a free for all, and you could throw out anything you wanted, regardless of the size, and the big thing &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/02/07/heavy-trash-day/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/02/07/heavy-trash-day/" title="Heavy trash day"></a><p>Does anyone remember heavy trash day?</p>
<p>Saugus used to have it once every year in the fall, basically it was a free for all, and you could throw out anything you wanted, regardless of the size, and the big thing at least with my weirdo friends at the time, was to go scouring the neighborhoods on our bikes looking for “cool stuff” magazines, hockey sticks, baseball bats, anything at all that looked interesting. It was like a flea market, only we were picking through peoples trash instead. Looking back, that is whole yearly event was really gross, but at the time, it was almost as fun as christmas.</p>
<p>Every once in a while you would come across the ultimate find….some guy would through out his collection of playboys/penthouse. It was like you won the lottery.</p>
<p>I’ll tell ya, damn kids these days, they have no appreciation for how lucky they are. Back in MY day we had to hunt for that stuff through the woods, now they just have to log onto their computer when their parents arnt home.</p>
<p>greedy bastards </p>
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		<title>walls of fire</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/01/20/walls-of-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 21:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/01/20/walls-of-fire/" title="walls of fire"></a>to start off with, I am going to bed way too late, in fact, instead of sleeping, its 3:20 and I felt like writing this down. I just finished doing laundry…how do you like that? and I had to friggin &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/01/20/walls-of-fire/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/01/20/walls-of-fire/" title="walls of fire"></a><p>to start off with, I am going to bed way too late, in fact, instead of sleeping, its 3:20 and I felt like writing this down. I just finished doing laundry…how do you like that? and I had to friggin fold 2 loads of laundry that doesnt even belong to me. It’s those damn freeloaders I live with.</p>
<p>I am rebelling by running the dryer this late at night. According to my mother it will catch on fire during the night and we will all burn to death, lets use tonight as yet another test.</p>
<p>Also, If I don’t get rid of this damn cough soon, I am going to start making my own remedies, which might result in the same thing as what happens if you run the dryer at night.</p>
<p>Now for the real post.</p>
<p>In case you didn’t know, we all live in a universe engulfed in a wall of fire. That’s right…<span>.a wall of fire.</span></p>
<p>Every 3,456 days I decide to read a book, but, I am not a big fan of fiction, so instead I usually read science/history related books. This time its this book called “Alpha &#038; Omega: The search for the beginning and end of the universe”</p>
<p>needless to say I am not that far into it, mostly because I read like a page or two a night, but, supposedly, (to make a long story short) the big bang happened, or is still happening, and basically, the explosion that created the universe is still expanding…everything is flying outward from the center of the universe, and in front of it all is a wall of fire that has been slowly cooling down for 14 billion years. Its kind of fucked up if you think about it. Everything the book talks about is fucked up actually. I think I decided that everything I learned in school is a load of crap. But that will be yet another post, since apparantly I decided to just ramble on and on like I am right now, but…..before I go to bed….read this and think about it:</p>
<p><span>“Unfortunately, the combined nature of space and time make it rather confusing when describing something that happened very long ago or very far away. Recombination (part of the big bang) happened a little less than 14 billion years ago, so in a sense, it happened a long time in the past. But we are just getting the light waves from the era that have taken 14 billion years to get here, so in another sense it is a very real event that is happening right now, but very far away. When we look at objects very far away, we are looking backward in time.”</span></p>
<p>Now thats a real thinker….. </p>
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		<title>Voulez Vous Couchet Avec Moi, Ce Soir</title>
		<link>http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/01/18/voulez-vous-couchet-avec-moi-ce-soir/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/12/29/voulez-vous-couchet-avec-moi-ce-soir/</guid>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2005/01/18/voulez-vous-couchet-avec-moi-ce-soir/" title="Voulez Vous Couchet Avec Moi, Ce Soir"></a><p>On pretty much a whim, it was decided on friday that we would spend the long weekend in Montreal. I went there once before a couple years ago, and it was a great time, so this time should be even better. We left friday night, and John volunteered to drive, which was great, because I really didn’t want to, so John, Janelle, Aimee, and I all hopped into the new Scion and sped away</p>
<p>I think we made it there at like maybe 12am? anyway, we stayed at the Econo-Lodge, because it had the cheapest rates around, and it was cheap for a reason.</p>
<p>The Room was decent, but the burn holes in the comforter was kind of gross, and the maids basically didnt exist, they managed to clean our room once. But that didn’t really matter because we were having tons of fun anyway. Pretty much friday night we just went to bed, woke up at like 11am on Saturday, and headed out on a cold filled day of fun. I think it was around 10 degrees the entire time we were there, and we did a whole lot of walking.</p>
<p>Saturday we spent a bunch of time in the big mall there, because it was freezing out. For some reason everything in montreal is 70% off, I don’t understand why, but pretty much everywhere was having the same sale. I bought a spiffy new jacket. Then later on we ate dinner at the hard Rock Cafe, then went back to the hotel to gear up for the night, and headed on over to a strip club called “Super Sex” it was a fun time, and they had this deal with if you got a bucket of beers (i think it was 6 beers) you got a coupon for a free lap dance.</p>
<p>Apparantly strippers don’t like coupons. John used it and I swear the stripper wanted to kill one of us, meanwhile, I was trying to get Aimee to stop laughing about the whole scene. It was an interesting time. Then we were going to go to this club that John and Janelle had gone to the last time they came up called “Dome” but the line outside looked extra sketchy. For one, there was a car parked next to the line with 2 people in it with a mugshot of a black guy up on their laptop screen, and they were looking through the crowd to see if he was there, then, a growing group of french speaking assholes kept eying us weird, and then to top it off, 3 or 4 black kids cut in front of us, and pretending not to care about it, so before a huge fight broke out, we left to find a better club. We ended up going to this odd looking industrial place. It had all kinds of fake pipes and exhaust fans all over the place, and had a pub type of deal on one side, and a dance club on the other. They also had a fog machine going too, so everything looked real hazy. Aside from me coughing incessantly the entire time there, it was actually a pretty fun place. Aimee and I tried dancing, and John and Janelle went off on their own for a bit, while Aimee and I got attacked by weird french people. I was going to die from all the smoke, so Aimee and I decided to head back to the hotel, and John and Janelle stayed for like another 2 hours. Then I coughed and snored my way through the night….being sick sucks. Sunday came around and John surpised Janelle with some money he saved up for her to get a new tattoo, and then Aimee decided to get one as well, so we went to the place Janelle got hers done at before, and they both got differant kinds of hearts.</p>
<p>Then we went to the peel pub and drank more, and ate a bunch of cheap wings. Aimee found a new drink she likes, so now she is up to Sex on the Beach, and Escastcy. We left there, hung around for a while, then ended up getting dinner at some Mexican place called “3 Amigos” where we all ate a bunch, and then drank a whole bunch more.</p>
<p>I just couldnt get drunk though.</p>
<p>Then we headed back to the hotel, bought some more acohol, and partied it up. I got a 40 of Wildcat 10%, which did nothing at all for me, and Aimee got drunk enough to call her father and tell him she got a tattoo. He threatened to kill her, then blamed part of it on me and wanted to talk to me. It was real fun….hahaha</p>
<p>Then monday came around, we ate at some pizza place….more pizza than you could ever imagine, and headed home.</p>
<p>John was real happy with the fact that Aimee and I fell asleep for most of the ride yet again… I don’t think he will ever drive again.</p>
<p>I was going to put tons of pictures in this, but instead its much easier to just leave the link to the whole photo album…..</p>
<p><span><a href="http://aisle10.net/copper/thumbnails.php?album=31">So click here to see all the pictures</a></span></p>
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		<title>just another manic monday (its tuesday though)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/21/just-another-manic-monday-its-tuesday-though/" title="just another manic monday (its tuesday though)"></a>This is how today went. I woke up way to early, polished off a box of cereal, and went back to bed. Why? I don’t know, because I didnt wake up until about 10:30, thats right, an hour and a &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/21/just-another-manic-monday-its-tuesday-though/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/21/just-another-manic-monday-its-tuesday-though/" title="just another manic monday (its tuesday though)"></a><p>This is how today went. I woke up way to early, polished off a box of cereal, and went back to bed. Why? I don’t know, because I didnt wake up until about 10:30, thats right, an hour and a half after I was supposed to be at work. So, I rush and get ready, make my sandwich, down my protein drink, and rush out the door.</p>
<p>Today I decided to sport a hoodie, and decided to screw wearing a jacket. Rocky wouldn’t wear one I bet. So I get to my car, put the key in the ignition, turn it, and nothing…not even an attempt to start. This happened Monday as well. On monday I managed to drive my sisters car, covered in snow onto the street without being able to see anything out the window. I was proud of that.. I had to jump start it yesterday with her car, and again today, so I figured the battery was on its way out. But, being as late as I was, I figured I would deal with it later.</p>
<p>To top things off, I was also low on gas, so I go to the mobil station on Rt 1. I thought about leaving the car running while I pumped the gas, but the old ladies that run the joint are like the soup nazi on seinfeld, and yell at you over the PA if you do anything wrong, so I shut my car off.</p>
<p>It was a fatal mistake.</p>
<p>After I fill my tank, I go to start it, and sure enough, its completely dead the power locks didnt even work, So I figured I would wait for someone to pull up to the pump behind me, and I would ask them to jump my car. In the meantime, I emptied my trunk (except for my subwoofer) so that it would be easier to get at the battery, since “Lincoln” (really those assholes at Jaguar) decided to put the battery in the trunk under the mat. As I am clearing things out, some dude comes up to me and says “hey, do you have any jumper cables” I at first thought, oh he must have seen something was up, and he is going to help out. Then I thought about it for a second, and realized he was asking ME if I had jumper cables.</p>
<p>he needed a jump too! hahaha</p>
<p>So I laughed at him and said, yeah, I have jumper cables, but I actually need a jump right now too, so good luck. So we both wait in our cars for someone to pull up. He wins the bet, comes over and borrows my cables, gets his car jump started, then comes over to my car, and we jump start mine. Then I head over to Sears. I figured they could hook me up with a new battery quick.</p>
<p>Oh how wrong I was.</p>
<p>At this point, I know I can’t shut my car off or the battery will die, so I take my keyless entry thing off my keychain, lock the doors, and leave the car running while I go into the automotive shitfest at Sears. I go up to the counter and tell the moron I need a battery. He says “oh, just pull your car around back to the express battery lane, and someone will help you as soon as your turn comes up” So I (having already checked that lane out, because I am not a jackass, and saw like 5 cars waiting) asked how long the wait was. He said 30 minutes, the guy next to him said 2 hours, so he went with one hour.</p>
<p>Now I am thinking, what the hell, its a battery, I am not waiting in line for maybe an hour or so to get ripped off getting a battery, so I tell him, “what about if I just want to buy the battery?” he says fine, asks me what kind of car I drive, looks it up on the computer, and then says “oh sorry, we actually don’t have any batteries in stock for your car” what a shithead! he was going to make me wait an hour in line so I would find out there was no battery for me?</p>
<p>ahhhhhhhh!</p>
<p>So I left, and drive over to Autozone, meanwhile, I called NTB (the B stands for battery right?) after like 10 rings some kid picks up, I tell him I am looking for a battery for a 2000 Lincoln LS, he says okay, then instead of just looking it up on the computer 6 inches from his head, he says can I take down your name and number and call you back? it takes longer to write that down! So I say fine, and give him my info, then walk into Autozone</p>
<p>Autozone is packed, only 2 guys were working then, and every customer thought that they were the shit, and deserved special treatment.</p>
<p>Now the thing to keep in mind during this, is that any other time anything remotely like this happens to me, I go nuts, and my head almost explodes and I probably form 3 ulcers in my stomache, but today it was almost comical to me. I am waiting in line in autozone, and I just felt bad for the dudes behind the counter, and the customers were all dicks. One guy goes “what do I have to do to get service around here” and the guy behind the counter says, you can go to the register and pay, otherwise you have to wait “then the guy says, oh, I figured I had to do a little dance or something!” then laughs like he is a funny shit. I punched him in the kidney, and flying spin kicked him in the head while he was keeled over.</p>
<p>So, I get to the front, I tell the guy I need a battery, he gets me a battery, and I buy a $5 40 piece socket wrench set, and walk out the door. Meanwhile, NTB calls me back and leaves me a message saying they don’t have my battery. They are a tire and battery store!</p>
<p>So in the autozone parking lot, I rip out my battery (literally) because it was locked in using some metal screw thing that snapped in half due to my he-man like strength (or crappy aluminum) Then I go back inside with my crappy old batter to get my $8 core charge back.</p>
<p>Now I drive into work. The exit for my work was backed up a good half a mile. It took maybe 30-45 minutes to get out of the tunnel, and push comes to shove. I walked into work at 2:00<br />just to immediately leave to go to NESN (they are attached to fenway park) to look at the computer they use to put video onto boston.com.</p>
<p>Now its 6:00, and its time to have a lovely dinner with “fly boy” puccia, john, and janelle. I have to somehow go to the gym, or that dude is going to come and punch me in the face for slacking off.</p>
<p>However, for some reason, I am not at all angry. Maybe I should try to do that more often, just look at the funny side of everything. I mean come on, how often do you need a jump, and someone comes over asking you to give him a jump? </p>
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		<title>The lies of a hungover man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 19:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/09/the-lies-of-a-hungover-man/" title="The lies of a hungover man"></a>Okay, I don’t really consider myself a man. Hell, as far as I am concerned, I am still like 18. Maybe younger. In any event….. So it’s friday, I was feeling kind of tired due to my inability to go &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/09/the-lies-of-a-hungover-man/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/09/the-lies-of-a-hungover-man/" title="The lies of a hungover man"></a><p>Okay, I don’t really consider myself a man. Hell, as far as I am concerned, I am still like 18. Maybe younger. In any event…..</p>
<p>So it’s friday, I was feeling kind of tired due to my inability to go to sleep at a reasonable time all week, and the weather sucked out anyway, plus I had some stuff to discuss with my parents/sister. So, after waiting in traffic because noone knows how to drive in the rain, plus it is friday, I ditched out at the last second from going to my drum lesson. I would have been a little late anyway given the traffic conditions.</p>
<p>the big plan for the night was that we were going to meet up with Cheryl, Stephanie, and her boyfriend Kenny. and go to the sunset grille in Allston. Liz has tried getting me to go there like 4,000 times and it just never happened, but apparantly this was going to be the day.</p>
<p>To make it even better, Cheryl wanted to take a taxi there, so none of us had to drive. So we go to Cheryls house, and call for 2 taxis. The first one comes long before the second, so Stephanie, Kenny, and Janelle get in that one, and me John, and Cheryl wait for the next one to come, why and I telling this? because John said the funniest thing ever (at least for the next week). When he shut the door for Janelle, john says he loves her to her.<br />Then, as the taxi pulls away:</p>
<p>Cheryl (laughing): You say “I love you”?<br />John (very seriously): Yeah…..I married her…..she isn’t a whore.</p>
<p>hahahaha, oh man it was funny.<br />(on a side note, it was decided later that you can in fact say I love you to a whore)</p>
<p>So we get to the Sunset Grille, and look at the beer menu (which had 112 beers on tap, and 400 bottled) I decided to find the strongest (alcohol wise) beer, so I asked the waiter which one was the strongest, and he tells me it is the Eisbock Kulmbacker EKU 28, which is supposed to be around 15%. He then tells me “but its really hard to drink” but I took that as a challenge. The beer comes, and at first taste, it isn’t that bad, but shortly after, its damn nasty. I let everyone try it and the faces people made as they recoiled in horror validated that I had definately made the right beer choice. I tried a couple other ones, we ate some food, then the bill came, and for all of us, including Katie (the girl on the party bus that was yelling at me for not remembering her name) and some friend of Kennys (which I already forget his name again for the 3rd time) both of which arrived later, the bill was like $112. That seems cheap to me since we had gotten a LOT of food, plus plenty of drinks.</p>
<p>Now the story should be getting a little better…</p>
<p>We then go upstairs to the big city (I think that was what it was called) and get some more drinks and play foosball. I have never played foosball before, and although we scored a couple times, John and Janelle kicked our asses. Cheryl was on my team. I went wandering around to find air hockey, because air hockey is the best thing ever created, and they didn’t have any! I went and looked for a waitress, and asked her what the hell their problem was….well actually I asked her “where are the air hockey tables” then she sadly said they didn’t, and we had a nice little conversation about how air hockey is much better than pool.</p>
<p>We then leave, but instead of taking taxis back, we all pile into Kennys friends car. I think it was a subaru station wagon type deal, but in the state I was in, I was lucky I even remember that I was in a car. For some reason, I volunteered to take the back, where there is no seat, and had to lay down so “the cops didn’t see me”. Next thing I know, there is no room up from with the normals for Kenny, so he had to stay in the back with me. It was a VERY small back, had Kenny been a girl, it would have been a sweet deal, but instead I got to basically spoon with a guy. I think I decided instead to turn around and be wedged face first against the back seat.</p>
<p>the car ride TOOK FOREVER. it never ended. I think we drove to Niagra Falls on the way back to watertown. Thats how long it took. Finally we get to Cheryls house, I sit down, and things drastically went downhill immediately.</p>
<p>The alcahol was now fully absorbed into my bloodstream, and my body was very angry with the choices I had made that night. First, in typical Mike fashion, I pass out, which isn’t the biggest deal, because I do that everywhere now, even when not drunk. I think I might have some kind of sleeping problem, or maybe its because I dont have a normal sleeping schedule?</p>
<p>Next thing I know, I am awake, and walking towards the door. I feel like its time to return the beer I drank to where it came from. The ground. It always comes down to the circle of life.</p>
<p>So I go outside to the back yard, and throw up. It was a real fun time. Then I spend some time trying to get at various windows, because I was thinking of the hilarity that would ensue if someone looked out the window and saw someone staring back at them. That plan failed, and I go back inside to go to the bathroom (which is upstairs). I come back down, and everyone is all suprised that I was upstairs, and amazed that I was even in the house, and John and Janelle were saying “oh, there you are!” like I had wondered off somewhere or something..</p>
<p>Apparantly what had REALLY happened, was that I passed out, John decided it was time to go home, and he woke me up, told me to walk to my car, and they were going to say bye to people then meet me there. Keep in mind it was raining out. So, I walk to the door as instructed, but instead of going to my car, I took a left and threw up in the back yard. Then was messing around trying to scare people in the windows. While I was doing that, John and Janelle had left and walked over to my car, expecting me to be sitting in it. When I wasn’t there, they thought that in my drunk state, I decided to go on an adventure or something, and so were trying to find me. Meanwhile, I went back in the house, apparantly unnoticed, and went to the bathroom (in the bathroom of course). When John and Janelle came back looking for me, as far as everyone had known, I had left. Then all of a sudden I was coming down the stairs. So we then really leave.</p>
<p>John obviously drove us home, since he tends to be the more responsible one when it comes to things of that nature, and I of course passed out on the way home. Apparantly my chainsaw snore started up, and made sure everyone else was awake the rest of the way home.</p>
<p>When we got to Johns house, I apparantly looked real content sleeping where I was, so John buckled me into the passenger seat, and they went inside to go to bed. I am guessing this was at around 2am.</p>
<p>Next thing I know..</p>
<p>I wake up<br />I am frigging real confused<br />I am apparantly in my car, but why?<br />Noone else is with me<br />I look at my phone, and its 4:00am<br />I have 5 missed calls, all from my house.</p>
<p>Now I start to process all this, and I come to the conclusion I am at Johns house, they went to bed, and I stayed out here for some reason. Which is actually really funny. When I talked to John on the phone today, I told him it would have been hilarious if he parked my car like in the sand dunes near his house and left me there. I would have woken up and spent a half hour trying to figure out where the hell I was.</p>
<p>So now, its saturday, I have the worst hangover ever (maybe not ever) and I had to wake up at 8:00 to meet up with my fathers friend (and my father) and his son to let them into my work to do the construction on the A/V studio. I woke up at 8:45 instead, and had to stop by the vets office, because some moron there gave my dog the wrong prescription, then get into boston, to make matters worse, the exit in the tunnel to get to my work was closed, and I have to go around the world to get to congress st. So, push comes to shove, I show up almost 2 hours later than I was supposed to, they were all VERY happy with me, I had a nice headache, was barely awake, and was capable or projectile vomiting at any moment.</p>
<p>I actually did throw up too, luckily I made it to the bathroom. On top of that, I had to call the buildings main office because it wreaked of natural gass outside the building, and in the lobby, and as far as I knew, the building was going to blow up any minute. So I had to stay conscious long enough for them to page James the maintenance guy, who then had to come in, and check it out, and then tell me “it was fine, and we had the gas company here before to check it out” so basically, something is leaking natural gas sleeper street, allegedly its not my works building, but those people that smoke outside every day might be in for a suprise on monday.</p>
<p>After that was all over, I took a nap at my desk (for once it was actually okay). I slept through them using saws, and a nail gun. Those nail guns are loud, they use basically real bullets to shoot the nail into concrete, so it sounds like a gunshot every time you use it. I actually have ringing in my ears constantly from me being stupid with one when I was like 10.</p>
<p>In any event, Mcdonalds is the savior of the world. After a nice puke, a nap, and a feast of horrendously bad for you food, I now feel once again like a hero</p>
<p>But once again I was saying the lies of every hungover man. While your puking, while you feel like puking, and as your head throbs, you always say why did I drink so much? I am never doing that again! I feel like crap! why was I so stupid?</p>
<p>But, who believes anything a drunk guy says? I guess we will find out when the next beer is near me. </p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 19:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/09/just-fucked-up/" title="just fucked up"></a>I wrote another typical long post, but my browser crashed and laughed as it wiped away everythign I wrote. So here is my second try…. Today while at work, Kim mentioned to me that someone from Pantera got shot and &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/09/just-fucked-up/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/09/just-fucked-up/" title="just fucked up"></a><p>I wrote another typical long post, but my browser crashed and laughed as it wiped away everythign I wrote. So here is my second try….</p>
<p>Today while at work, Kim mentioned to me that someone from Pantera got shot and killed at some show (she must have remembered I like Pantera). It didn’t really sink in until I got home for the night and read about it. I am not one of those people that is going to cry in my room with the lights off all night, or go to Columbus, Ohio (where it happened) to take part in the candlelight vigil. You know why? I don’t know “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott. I love his music, I love his bands music, and I love his brothers (Vinnie Paul) drum work. But, I do not know them. And that is what I am really writing about today. What is it that brings people to that level? to the level that you feel that you are so emotionally attached to someone you have never even met, or maybe even seen in person until that day, to go walk into a small club in Columbus , Ohio, filled with 200 fans, all of which are having fun but you, because you are just sad, depressed, anger filled man, then get up on the stage, pull out your semiautomatic baretta, yell at the guitarist for “breaking up Pantera” and open fire on him (Dimebag Darrel), shooting him multiple times until he died right there on the stage, then, still not happy, turn and open fire on random people in the crowd, then take a hostage, and probably would have killed more if some cop that had been down the street hadn’t rushed in and picked off the asshole with a shotgun.</p>
<p>Why does this bother me so much? because I just don’t understand what goes on in the heads of people like that. Like this guy for example, or the dude that killed John Lennon because of the “Voices in his head” or little Timmy McVeigh, who was upset about his taxes so he decided to blow the whole building up (I think that was the reason).</p>
<p>Anyone that knows me knows that I get angry at the most mundane of things, but the thing is. I just get angry. I bitch about it for a little while, then someone tells me to shutup and thats it. I have actually only been in two real fights in my life. Once in the 4th grade against Darren LaSota (obviously I won that one), and once with Eric Michaels/Oxley.</p>
<p>Then this whole thing got me thinking about how a couple months ago, the son of a long time best friend of my mother was at a party (he lives in wakefield, but i dont think the party was there) and some kid there got all pissed off that some other kid was talking to his girlfriend, so a little fight broke out, the pissed of kid left, then came back later with some friends (because noone can stick up for themself anymore) and started swinging at random people with a baseball bat. People not even involved in his stupid little fight. Then my mothers friends son, doing nothing wrong at all, got nailed right in the face, and got his face bashed in pretty good. He was in the hospital for weeks, and had to get reconstructive surgery to fix his face. All for some stupid reason. What is wrong with people?</p>
<p>Although I would happily be the first to say I don’t like MTV, they had a nice little section devoted to Dimebag Darrell (unlike boston.com, which put an AP story on the front page for a little while, then replaced it with a bunch of sports stories like they always do). They had a lot of quotes from various other people that knew him personally. The whole metal scene is extremely small in the whole scheme of the music world, and most of them are friends with each other, and usually hold each other in high regard. Also, for those that stayed true to themself and their sound, and didn’t go the way of Metallica, they all play at small clubs, and and tour constantly, because the music is their life, not their next appearance on TRL (which they wouldn’t be allowed on anyway). My point is that everyone that had a word to say about Dimebag, from Anthrax (whom I own every CD of), to Ozzy (I have some of his stuff) to Chimaira (I hear them often on XM), to even Korn (the OLD Korn was influenced very much by Pantera). These were all bands I liked, or do like. with the exception of Korn, they all place at cheap small clubs, and the shows are extremely close and personal due to the fact that its such a small crowd (200-500 i think is the average). Its not very hard to basically high five someone on stage if you wanted to.</p>
<p>Had that show been in boston, I could have very easily have been there. I could have been the 1 innocent person in the crowd that was killed, or I could have been one of the 2 other people in the crowd that was injured. Or even worse, what if I convinced one of my friends to go? and they got killed? all because some loser was upset that he can’t buy another Pantera CD because the band broke up.</p>
<p>Everyone knows that at some point or another, shows and bands come to end. You can either stretch every penny, song, or episode as you can out of it (like Metallica is doing) or you can close the book, and say hey, this was a great ride, but its done. and Let it die on a good note. Thats what Pantera did, and I have nothing but respect for the doing that. What is even the though process behind this guy? “Hmmm…Dimebag left Pantera, now Pantera doesn’t exist. I should kill him…..yeah, that will fix everything”</p>
<p>What I wonder is this, how many Pantera songs, or any music for that matter, does he get to listen to from 6 feet in the ground? Maybe the maggots play stuff. I hope he enjoys them.</p>
<p>The last thing I have to say, is how odd it is how well this coincides with <a href="http://thejohnsite.blogspot.com/2004/12/throwing-stones.html">Johns post from yesterday</a>, because the water really must have washed over that club. </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/06/tons-o-fun/" title="Tons &#039;O Fun"></a>So this weekend, I had things to do pretty much at every moment. This means sit down and get ready to read a while. I placed certain key phrases throughout this post, and at the end you win a prize, &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/06/tons-o-fun/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://aisle10.net/wp/2004/12/06/tons-o-fun/" title="Tons &#039;O Fun"></a><p>So this weekend, I had things to do pretty much at every moment. This means sit down and get ready to read a while. I placed certain key phrases throughout this post, and at the end you win a prize, so make sure you read everything.</p>
<p>On friday, I book it out of work as close to 5:00 as I can to make it to my drum lesson at 6:30. I break a few seed records on the commute home, and managed to get to my house, pick up everything I forgot to bring with me in the first place, burn a CD with a song on it I wanted to learn, and “speed” through rush hour traffic to get to Daddys Junky Music where my lessons are.</p>
<p>Although I am not a big Foo Fighters fan, I heard “My Hero” on XM like on Monday of last week, and it had been stuck in my head all week. Coincidentally enough, I got a drum transcription book for I think christmas last year of all the good Foo Fighters songs, so I spent a little while here or there learning it, but my drum teacher makes it a lot easier to pick up. There is no relevance to this part of the story, but I felt like writing it down, so fuck you if you didn’t like it.</p>
<p>Now for the slightly interesting part. As you may (or may not have read) I am real insane about Christmas stuff, and although my brother is the easiest person on earth to buy stuff for , since if it is something I would like, chances are he would too, I though it would be cool to get him a not-piece-of-shit acoustic guitar, since he doesn’t have one, and just has his electric guitar. I figured maybe i could find a used one, or maybe find a generous soul, so while after my lesson, being in essentially a used guitar store, I figured it would be a great place to start (even though they are a bunch of communists, and on top of that rip you off on EVERYTHING). So I go up to the moron behind the counter, and say this basically exact line: “Hi, I am looking for a not too crappy, but not too awesome USED ACOUSTIC ELECTRIC guitar for a present for someone, what type of price ranges do the ones you have run?”</p>
<p>the dip shit tells me this: “well, you’ll probably find a much better deal getting a new one, we actually have a good deal on a blah blah with a case for $199″ At this point I was so overwhelmed by his stupidity, I had to find out what he was talking about, because he was making no sense, so I ask him if its on display anywhere. He shows me one that is “just like it, but the package he was telling me about didn’t have the electric pickup on it”</p>
<p>what?!!?!??? huh?!?!?</p>
<p>Lets see. I asked for:<br />1) a used guitar<br />2) a userd ELECTRIC ACOUSTIC guitar<br />3) a cheap one</p>
<p>Now, I know in the scheme of guitars, $199 is real cheap, but I had already looked around the store, and had seen some guitars of various forms new and used, for $199 and less. But that isn’t the big problem. He completely ignored everything I said, and showed me some random shitty guitar that he probably gets a commyission on. The guitar was on display right next to the door.</p>
<p>dumbass! nevertheless, he is now in my trunk to provide my tire traction for when it snows.</p>
<p><span>On to later friday night……..</span></p>
<p>As soon as I left Daddys Junky Music, I meet up with John/Janelle at their house, and we go get food at fuddruckers, because that place is great, and we can all laugh at Puccia because there is no Fudds in Colorado, AIR FORCE BOY! mwahahahahaha. Can’t fly your plane with a nice juicy Fudds hamburger now can you? Then we headed on into Boston to go to the Harp, which is one of the only bar type places we ever go to. One of the reasons we went there was because The Zoo was playing, and they are normally a fun time. They also decided to get the stupidest domain name imaginable. <a href="http://zoozoo.cc/">http://zoozoo.cc</a>  who actually buys a .cc name?</p>
<p>Anyway, we left super early since if you get there before a certain time, the cover is free (it ended up being $5, which is cool enough) As I have probably wrote before, I <span>HATE</span> the T for a number of reasons:<br />1) it reminds me of when my license was suspended because Massachusetts is run by insurance companies.<br />2) The T is a germ filled diseasefest, and I was sick enough this week. The though of accidentally touching one of those slimy gross polls makes me want to puke right now.<br />3) I hate being on someone elses clock. Why wait for a ride, or have to make sure you don’t miss the last train when I have a car?</p>
<p>so, we drove in and figured we could find a spot somewhere…of course we didn’t expect that huge building with the words “Fleet Center” on it actually being used for something, and there was no spots anywhere. We actually went a long ways away from The Harp and still couldn’t find a free spot, so, even though in a driving induced haze, John was considering the idea of parking at Wellington Station and taking the T in, I decided to give in and pay the $25 to park in one of those stupid garages. I said I would pay the whole price because it was my decision to park in the garage instead of going on the DiseaseTrain, but that didn’t work out at all…</p>
<p>We get to the harp, and I forgot to go to the ATM, but I remembered there being one inside, so I ask John to spot me the cover charge. So that was his first chance, and he wouldn’t take the $5 back after I went to the ATM. Then he goes and gets the 3 of us beers, and won’t take my money for that either, so I was trapped! it shouldn’t matter, but I just don’t like people paying for me. I feel like an ass, that might be just more proof that I am mental though.</p>
<p>So now, we got there damn early, and the place was pretty empty, and I stupidly wore my light jacket, which now needed to go away, because as always, I was hot (both in the looks and the temperature dept) So I go downstairs to “check my jacket” since I was pretty sure I remembered them having a place to do that, and, to go to the bathroom.</p>
<p>Whenever I go to a public bathroom, inevitably there is some horrible and/or funny event that happens, and this was no exception. I noticed some girl was waiting outside of the bathroom by herself, and I go inside. I don’t see anyone inside, and go along with my business. Mid-stream I hear a real pleasant sound from coming from one of the stalls. Obviously some guy had some taco bell before he came, and lets just say it wasn’t coming out real clean. I laughed to myself, washed my hands, and got out before the cloud came towards me. So this is the real funny part. The girl was still waiting outside, and the only people in the bathroom was me and Shit Break. So that means that the girl was waiting outside while her boyfriend took a massive dump….hahaha….hahaha. Its nice to be me on occasion. That was one of them. Then I head over for what looked like the coat check counter, which is after the pay phones. When I get to the pay phones, some girl says loudly “Mike?” in a voice like, oh look, its mike, I havn’t seen him in years!. I turn around to see who it is, and its someone that doesn’t even look vaguely familiar. She is talking on a cell phone, but is looking at me with smile. Now, I stand there, and think to myself, she either:<br />a) recognizes me from somewhere, but is on the phone<br />b) just called a Mike and is happy to hear him</p>
<p>fearing option B, but hoping for option A, I think I looked at her, probably made a face, and said me? or something like that. I got no reaction at all, and decided to bail, ditching the plan to go to the coat check counter. I might have even ran back up the stairs. I go back over to John and Janelle, with a look on my face that was a combination between the bathroom scene, and the random girl scene. I tell them it all, they laugh at me, and then John says, hey, look, Heidi Nelson is here, and points to the girl coming up the stairs. That was the girl that said Mike when I was downstairs. The funny thing though, is that I havn’t seen Heidi Nelson probably since she was in my CCD class in like 6th grade, and she obviously looked real differant now, but still, I have no idea if she was talking to me or not. So I decided to pretentd it never happened, so we continued to drink a bit, and wait for Suzanne and the friends she said she gathered up. The Zoo started playing at around 10:30, and I had my normal conversation with Katie the Bartender, pretty much as I have every other time I went there. I got a free drink though, and thats always great. Suzanne never ended up showing up, we had enough at like 11:30 I think, and we called it a night.</p>
<p>I was wide awake when I got home, finally cleaned up my drumset so I could get it out of the way into it gets moved into the new practice space in South Boston I am supposedly getting into, watched the Born Identity, and then watched Rocky IV for the 300th time well, most of it before I finally fell asleep.</p>
<p><span>Then onward to Saturday…</span></p>
<p>Saturday was Christmas tree day. I pushed my family to make sure we went early in the day because I was going to try to go to connecticut later that day to see Ashley and her apartment. So right at 12, all of the Devlin family except for Bethaney piled into my fathers truck (including my sisters boyfriend) and headed up to some place in West Newbury. I guess one of the years I didn’t get to go with my family they went to this place, because I had never been there before. It kind of took some of the fun out of cutting down your own christmas tree, because guys on tractors and 5/6 wheelers were patrolling around carting people and trees around after they cut down their tree. You didn’t get a sled, and there was no snow on the ground…so…it still doesn’t feel like christmas. We had get 2 trees, one for Alissa/Her boyfriends house, and one my our house. Her boyfriend brought a tape measure with him, which made me laugh, because basically, everyone would say look at this tree. then I would come over, say the thing sucked, pick out all the flaws, and meanwhile he would be measuring how tall it is. I am really insane about the trees, and try to find the perfect one, so everything sucked. After Alissa and her boyfriend found their tree, I said I would cut it down, because I am weirdo, and hacksawed away. I somehow managed to cut the truck almost below the dirt. I think I should have won a prize. Then the psycho on the 6 wheeler drives up, grabs the tree, makes a crack about how I forgot to use the “pull start” on that saw, and then put his hand way too close to my crotch to make sure I got his crappy joke. Then we split up to find a tree for our house. Me, my brother, and my sisters boyfriend (who is also a Mike) went off looking, and Eric found a tree and says “how about this one?” it it was all retarded an mutilated on one part. I was in a good mood, which is an oddity when I am with my family and said to Eric “that tree is crap! what is wrong with you Eric?!?” then Michael said the same thing and Eric started to get sad because he picked a crappy tree. It was way more amusing than it should be. Meanwhile, far away in a section we had already deemed as crap (the joke was that they were all irridiated since they were under these massive high power lines) the rest of my family found a tree, and some weird guy and his family wanted to have a “bidding war” over it. Alissa, being the wierdo she is, said to him “how about we fight over it instead” and put her hands up and probably would have backed her words up if the chance arose. The guy obviously walked away, and after I spent another 10 minutes trying to find a better one, I cut that sucker down and we headed down to pay for them. I made sure to eat as much free fruit cake and hot cocoa as I could. Its my little way of making their profit margin a little smaller. In my head they lost like $1 just because of me. Then we headed home.</p>
<p>for “timing reason” I wasn’t “allowed” to leave towards CT until I received a call giving me the go ahead. So I had a couple of hours to kill, and decided to try to make a power adapter for my awesome radar detector. The power adapter broke a while back and I never ordered a new one. So I go into radio shack, buy a phone cord, a wire stripper (my old one broke), and a empty cigarette lighter adapter. I figured I could make it work, because it my head, the radar detector used a phone cord type plug. So I sat in the parking lot in my car cutting the phone cord apart. I had to use a pocket knive I forgot Ihad in my glove box (thanks John for refusing to let me buy one at Galyans) I rigged it together, plug it in, and BAM! nothing. I failed. the detector didnt even use a phone connector. It had 8 pins in it, so it must have been like one of those PBX phone connectors or something…i dunno. Then I went to newbury comics and bought some weird stuff to listen to in the car. I am getting sick of all my old CD’s.<br />This is what I got:<br />1) the new CD my Diecast. I hear them on XM occasionally, plus they are a Boston based band.<br />2) African drum/percussion music<br />3) a string quartet’s tribute to Slayer<br />4) a random Iron Maiden CD.</p>
<p>By then Ashley called me and gave me the go ahead, and I headed off.</p>
<p>I went to burger king to get some food, started up my GPS thing, because I am a loser, and then made sure all my directions were in order. I printed out directions from maps.yahoo.com, because even though they are the same directions shitty mapquest gives. Yahoo reformats them so that they make some sense. I also had directions from Ashley over the phone, but I wanted to be sure. I’ll tell you, its real odd hurtling into boston towards the mass pike listening to a bunch of people playing violins and cellos do their own rendition of bloodline, and 9 other Slayer songs. Anyway, I make it to Hamden without any problems or wrong turns, and end up taking the right one street before hers. Damnit, i was so close to making a perfect trip!</p>
<p><span>Now for the fun…</span></p>
<p>I get there, and its a whole house! I don’t think that was ever mentioned before, but it was pretty awesome, so I get a tour of the place, and meet a couple of her rommates (there are 5 including her, but 1 wasn’t there that weekend) and I had my normal problem with not being able to remember anyones names for the life of me. Luckily no situations came up where specific names were needed. there were plenty of rooms there, plus two levels, and then I saw the most horrid sight imaginable. part of the house was a two car garage. an empty two car garage! I shed a tear for John, who still has his VW in his parents back yard under a tarp tent, and spent 3 years in the blistering heat and the freezing cold trying to get the car done, granted I did too on my truck, and didn’t have a tent at all, but my truck wouldn’t fit in a garage that size anyway. But a 1984 Buick Regal could have! ahhhhhhh! the car could have still lived! all I have left is pictures, and the smell of burnt rubber. But alas, what can you do but hold your head high and move on. Now I had heard that someone else had visited their place, and said one of her roommates rooms looked like a daycare center (I think that was it) and Ashleys looked like a bedroom in a porn movie. Her roommate has a big fixation on that Spongebob Squarepants dude, and there was posters and stuffed versions of him everywhere. Ashleys room had the darkest red paint I have ever seen, wall to wall too. and it had a zebra stripe carpet. It definately did kind of have a porno type of feel, but there were no naked chicks anywhere, so it wasn’t official. It also kind of reminded me of an art gallery. There was cleverly placed portraits and photographs everywhere. I think the guys on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy would be proud…..not that I ever watch that show….ahem….. It really made me laugh because My room has white walls, completely bare with the exception of a photo of earth from space, and a probably 5 foot long wooden painting of a whale about to anhiliate 2 small boats. I scored that from the building the Naked Fish on Rt 1 is in. Way way back before it was the Naked Fish, it was Unos, and before that it was some lobster place I think, and when Pizzeria Uno bought it, my father worked for Unos and I forced him to bring that home. why? I don’t know. so back to the house. Ashley gave me a brief tour of the schools campus, which looked like a miniature town, because apparantly the town of Hamdem is run by worse old ladies than Saugus is, and they won’t allow any of the buildings to be over 3 stories. so instead there is a million small buildings and dorms and townhouses and stuff. Also, the packy stores in CT close at friggin 9pm. What is that? I thought 11pm in MA was bad. I hadn’t even planned on drinking, but once that was on the table… luckily there was other stuff there.</p>
<p>So we head back to the house, and one of her roommates is in this Dance Company thing at the school, and her parents where there. I was warned in advance, but we walk in, and its not just parents, there was like 8 people there. Like 4 adults, some kid (maybe her brother?) and some other girl too. They were all talking about drinking and getting wasted and throwing up (conversation that I would dodge at all costs with my family, let alone my parents) then it switched over to the family talking about what to do for christmas eve, and it some how got to “Naked mini ball bowling” the Parents were loving it. Especially since noone actually ever sad naked, but they were laughing like it was great. I felt like I was in bizarro world and everything was opposites. I call 10-pin bowling “Big Ball bowling”. and they called Candlepin bowling “mini ball” and I also think “mini pin”. It was just kinda funny. I just stood there trying to become part of the wall because I am a paranoid weirdo and naked/drinking talk with my parents and siblings its reason enough for me to move out. Later on they left, then some people came over. I think it was one of the roommates boyfriends, and his brother, then 3 or 4 other people came later, but I don’t remember who they knew, but there was like maybe 11 or so people there? we all played beer pong, which I am not sure if I even heard of before.</p>
<p>I guess that is what I get for going to a shitty college with a bunch of weirdos, and also dropping out after a semester. I am assuming everyone reading this isnt as out of the times as apparantly I am, so I am assuming everyone knows what it is. While they were setting it up/playing the first game, Ashley was showing me what alcohol there was, there was like maybe a little more than a shots worth of some kind of vanilla smelling vodka, and a bottle of “99 apples” I decided against the whole mixed drink deal, and filled my cup (I think it was one of those really big plastic cups you get from like taco bell, but I thought it was the best thing ever) maybe 1/3 full with the rest of that vodka, and then the 99 apples stuff and just drank that. I think it somehow smelled like Isopropyl Alcohol, but it didn’t taste that bad. So then I watch the game. Ashley played with her roommate against the 2 guys next, and the guys where really good at getting the ping pong balls in the cups. Somehow it ended up that basically every time they got a ball in a cup, and Ashley was supposed to drink the beer that was in it (they were standard red keg cups, but only like a quarter filled with bud light) she would hand it to me and I would drink it. Then next game I played against the 2 guys with her roommate (Jackie) I could remember her name only because whenever I hear that name, I think of Boston St, and my next door neighbors niece that was always there (named Jackie) buying coke and i think whoring herself out, so that name is ruined for life. So its unfortunate for this Jackie, because thats immediately what flashes in my head, but she was cool, and seemed hospitable too, also we wern’t at boston st. Noone was snorting coke, and there wasnt a bunch of losers on stage mutilating really good 80’s songs, so its all good. Anyway… As with most things I sucked at the game I think I got the ball in maybe twice that game, but most likely once, so there was a lot of drinking for me yet again. Then I go and make myself another drink, this time it was “99 apples on the rocks” I come back out, and this magical big tin of popcorn was there. It was one of those things that has like a 3 part divider in it, and had like caramel popcorn, regular popcorn, and maybe chedder flavored popcorn. I was eating from it, and I guess one of the guys there who’s name was “Rich” reached over to get some popcorn, and according to him and everyone else (I found this out after I left) I said to him, probably in a slurred voice “oh you want some popcorn? here…have some popcorn” and I shoved the whole container at him. I don’t remember doing that, but it seems like something I would do. He might have been the kid that was wearing gold sneakers, but I am not sure.<br />So then I decide I want a rematch at this beer bong game. So Jackie for some reason decides to be on my team, and we play against her boyfriend (is that Rich? I don’t know) and his brother. One of the rules of the game is that if they bounce the ball, and it still lands in a cup, you have to drink 2 cups, but also, if they bounce it, your allowed to try to grab/block the ball. Jackie keeps yelling at me to “do something” because I really really did suck at the game, and I wasn’t even sure if she was really getting mad, so I had it set in my mind if the chance came, I was going to frigging nail that ball. Thankfully we were doing so bad that we only had 3 cups left on the table, because of them decided to bounce the ball, and then everything went in slow motion. I saw the ball coming, I saw Jackie wasn’t going for it, i reached in and swung at the ball like the world was coming to an end. I don’t even think I made contact with the ping pong ball, but I did managed to make contact with all 3 of the remaining cups, making them go flying everywhere. Everyone laughed, almost completely at me I am sure, but it was a good time. Especially since apparantly because of my “awesome” beer pong skills, and my life and death attempt to save the game at the end, Jackie actually pee’d her pants from laughing. hahaha. Like I often do when I am drunk, I decided to sit outsite for a little while and get some fresh air, then Ashley came out and i am sure I made an ass of myself a little bit more, but its all good. It was a really fun time there, and I am jelous of the fact that I don’t have a big house with a two car garage on the END of a long road with only 1 neighbor, of which is also college kids.</p>
<p>shortly after that, people either left or went to bed, and I slept downstairs on the spare futon there, but! I managed to not pass out the whole night, but I was given a blanket, so its nice that even when in a differant state, there is someone to fill in for Janelles duties of making sure I have a blanket and make it to a couch.</p>
<p>Apparantly I also “snore like a chainsaw” So I am sure that the rommate that also sleeps downstairs (behind a walls of sheets, like in the Brady Bunch movie) was real happy with me. I think she is the one girl there I can’t remember the name of at the moment. Sadly, she probably suffered the most….hahaha.</p>
<p>Also, to keep my record of sleeping through atomic blasts, and anything else that happens, Apparantly at around 5am, I think it was Jackies boyfriends brother maybe? I dont think any other guys were there then, but he while sleepwalking, stripped down to just his boxers, went into I guess it would be Ashleys other roommate Kerri’s (the spongebob girl)? room, and fell asleep on her pillows. so there was this big commotion to remove the almost naked guy from the room. hahahaha. thank god that wasnt me.</p>
<p>I am sure other things happened too, but I can’t remember them all, and I think this post already by far surpasses all my previous mega-posts in size. But, to end the trip to CT, here is a chart I generated on my computer from my GPS showing my driving speed on the way up and back. You need to click on it to read it, but take special note of the speed next to the highest peak on the way back (The second half of the chart)</p>
<p><a href="http://aisle10.net/copper/albums/ftp/1102311847-speed-chart.jpg"><img width="412" height="234" align="bottom" src="file:///home/mdevlin/Desktop/aisle/tonsofun_files/1102311847-speed-chart.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>By the way, in case you thought you actually could win a prize…..I lied.</p>
<p>for the records, I think I spent 2 hours writing this, and my keyboard is fucked up, and if I use any punctuation, weird stuff happens, and none of the arrow keys work. </p>
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