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great advice

Whether you like the president or not, how can you argue with a statement like this:

Bush to GM, Ford: Make more appealing cars

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Priceline will arrest you

This is great. I see this happening to me some day. Probably soon too.

Priceline Has Customer Arrested for Diligent Refund Attempt

Sunflowers prevent AIDS from spreading

AIDS Drug from Sunflowers Sunflowers can produce a substance which prevents the AIDS pathogen HIV from reproducing, at least in cell cultures. This is the result of research carried out by scientists at the University of Bonn in cooperation with the Caesar Research Centre. For several years now the hopes for a completely new group of AIDS drugs have been pinned to what is known as ‘DCQA‘. However, the substance is only available in very small quantities and is thus extremely expensive. By using the Bonn method it could probably be produced for a fraction of the costs.

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Walmart Recommends African-American Films to Planet of the Apes Purchasers

this is one of the best stories ever. Since Wal-Mart is a family oriented store, they decided to have their web site direct buyers of of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” and “Planet of the Apes” DVDs to consider DVDs with African American themes.

the NSA spies on people? it just can’t be!

I don’t get all the debate about this. Am I just paranoid, or hasn’t the NSA been spying on everyone for decades? don’t they have that building where they intercept cell phone/landline communications and red flag people when they say certain key words?

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Top 30 facts about Vin Diesel

The Top 30 Facts about Vin Diesel This is amusing for some reason. No, I don’t like Vin Diesel. I only like Sylvester Stallone. I would never cheat on him

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Alaska Airlines doesn’t like wimpy customers

So is video taping your plane crashing all the rage these days? first it was jet blue, now Alaska Airlines has a cabin depressurization when a hole springs up, and one of the passengers took pictures and video with his phone. Apparantly people didn’t think he was a tough guy.

 

Deweys thoughts on life

Like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He’s thinking would be like an ant trying to see what I’m thinking. Like me with the anthill in my backyard. I spent days watching the ants, trying to figure out which ones were good, and which ones were bad, but they all just looked like ants, so I started smiting all of them. I was smiting them with the garden hose, and with lighter fluid, and with the lawnmower, and to be perfectly honest, I think I went a little crazy with the shovel. Those ants could have been praying to me all day, I wouldn’t have heard them. *ponders* There was nothing they could do about it.

- Dewey (Malcolm in the Middle)

old but I am making it new

Keep this with you always:
You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world

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10 weight-loss myths….busted

Not like I anything I say is usually right, but this article has a lot of weight-loss related myths, and why they arn’t true. You should take a look at it….now

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