Archive for the ‘Asides’ Category

the flash

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

this has made me laugh for months..

we are in good hands

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Dont worry, he’s got our back….

my new watch

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

I decided instead of getting a nice calculator watch, I instead would rather have precise time. Thats why I plan on getting this atomic watch:

atomic watch

I hope the watch comes with the sweet beard

any takers?

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

According to this site: dnscoop.com

aisle10.net is worth almost$13,000. i’ll give whoever sees this a “deal” and sell it for only $10,000.

thats a savings of almost $3,000!!!!!!!

what a load of crap.

My Site is worth
$12,903

How much is
your site worth?

top 10 Famous sex/nude scenes… now, Safe for Work test

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

I am both saddened and dissapointed that I only scored 4 out of 10 on this test

In my defense, I havn’t seen at least 2 of the movies

Punching bag filled with underwear

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Family’s Punching Bag Holds Smelly Surprise

Joe Heckel said he and his son were moving a TKO brand heavy punching bag from their garage to the basement when they decided to see what was inside in case the bag later leaked. But Heckel said that instead of sand or plastic pellets, he found the bag full of men’s and women’s underwear, some of it used.

UPDATE:

Here is a picture slideshow of the punching bag filled with used underwear

If I had a yard..

Friday, May 18th, 2007

If I had a yard. I would have this standing guard:

stoned guy calls 911

Friday, May 11th, 2007

this is great.

Stoned cop calls 911 fearing overdose on pot

waste of money and time

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

You would think there is better things for the police to do….

Lucky and Flo sniff-out another $450k in pirated DVDs

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baths

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Does anyone else think that baths are the grossest thing ever? I feel like it is one step above swimming in the toilet. (well a toilet with just water in it).

I just wanted to throw that out there. Baths really are just gross