this has made me laugh for months..

I decided instead of getting a nice calculator watch, I instead would rather have precise time. Thats why I plan on getting this atomic watch:

I hope the watch comes with the sweet beard

I am both saddened and dissapointed that I only scored 4 out of 10 on this test

In my defense, I havn’t seen at least 2 of the movies

Family’s Punching Bag Holds Smelly Surprise

Joe Heckel said he and his son were moving a TKO brand heavy punching bag from their garage to the basement when they decided to see what was inside in case the bag later leaked. But Heckel said that instead of sand or plastic pellets, he found the bag full of men’s and women’s underwear, some of it used.

UPDATE:

Here is a picture slideshow of the punching bag filled with used underwear

If I had a yard. I would have this standing guard:

this is great.

Stoned cop calls 911 fearing overdose on pot

You would think there is better things for the police to do….

Lucky and Flo sniff-out another $450k in pirated DVDs

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Does anyone else think that baths are the grossest thing ever? I feel like it is one step above swimming in the toilet. (well a toilet with just water in it).

I just wanted to throw that out there. Baths really are just gross