cadaver calculator

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Find out how much your body is worth.

Obviously the site is the authoritative source.

Permalink Comments (8) emjaydee Jun 22, 2007

8 Responses to “cadaver calculator”

  1. ryan Says:

    I’m worth $5075, which sucks because I just sold my body to wellendowedebonytransvestites.net for $83.47.

  2. Harold Says:

    8===D - -
    -
    -
    You

  3. Harold Says:

    Well, that doesn’t come out right. Let me rephrase that:

  4. Harold Says:

    8===D - - - - - You

  5. ryan Says:

    This is what mine would look like in text form:

    8=========D

  6. Harold Says:

    No, I believe yours looks something like this:

    8=======D C========8

    In case that’s not obvious, that’s two dongs touching. You know, becasue you’re a homo.

  7. ryan Says:

    My partner’s dong is mega huge. At least I have that going for me.

  8. Harold Says:

    Well, this got gay. That’s surprising.

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