cadaver calculator

Find out how much your body is worth.

Obviously the site is the authoritative source.

  1. I’m worth $5075, which sucks because I just sold my body to for $83.47.

  2. 8===D – –


  3. Well, that doesn’t come out right. Let me rephrase that:

  4. 8===D – – – – – You

  5. This is what mine would look like in text form:


  6. No, I believe yours looks something like this:

    8=======D C========8

    In case that’s not obvious, that’s two dongs touching. You know, becasue you’re a homo.

  7. My partner’s dong is mega huge. At least I have that going for me.

  8. Well, this got gay. That’s surprising.

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