new best game ever

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This is now the best game ever. Why doesn’t anyone really make any new vertically scrolling video games?

blah blah blah…i need games that have rendered fog and clouds…blah blah polygons

Permalink Comments (8) emjaydee Jun 6, 2007

8 Responses to “new best game ever”

  1. Harold Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:45 am

    I think they don’t make any new vertical scrollers because you’re the only person in the world who wants to play them.

  2. Harold Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Also, you need to start picking games on websites that my work doesn’t block.

  3. emjaydee Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:46 am

    how can you not like verticle scrolling games?

  4. Harold Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Because they’re boring. Except for Life Force, which is totally rad.

  5. ryan Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Life Force is a horizontal side scroller. Dumbass.

  6. emjaydee Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    i was just playing life force. it is not nearly as good as your claims indicate

  7. ryan Says:
    June 7th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth.

  8. Harold Says:
    June 8th, 2007 at 8:55 am

    Level 2, level 5 and the final scene where you have to fly between all those poles that shoot out of the walls are vertical, you marmaluke.

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