The Anonymous Boy Wonder

I havn’t had much to write about lately, but, just when I though the well had dried up, The Anonymous Boy Wonder steps into existence.

Who is he you ask? read his comment he left on a previous post of mine

I was thinking about it, and although I am not much better for writing a post on my blog at 12:30 or so in the morning, the mysterious boy wonder over here is worse. He is spending the wee hours of his lonely night pleasuring himself while going from random blog to random blog. He really enjoys that “next blog” button on the top of all the blogspot blogs. For example, before he went to mine, he made a stop at I guess he didn’t have anything to say to brian, or maybe he just finds me more attractive, because brian was left used and without even as much as a thank you or goodbye. Just like a cheap chinese whore.

So now I am going to play a fun new game called “who is the mysterious boy wonder”

Today everyone gets to know he is coming to us from the scenic Richmond, Michigan area. He most likely has eye problems, because he enjoys complaining on peoples blogs at a shitty low resolution of 1024×768, that means his hand/eye coordination is most likely horrible because at that resolution the icons on his desktop are monsterous. He needs them that big so when he paws at the keyboard and mouse like a monkey, he can still move around.

Maybe tomorrow we will know a little more about the Boy Wonder from Richmond.

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